Sam rants like a madman about roads for no reason, Tyler meets Hitler’s old drinking buddy, and Borys is bachin out.

The future of buying beer?

The nepotism of beer?

The watering down of British beer?

Tyler says something kind of racist, Mary has eaten better beef than you, and Sam makes everyone shame themselves.

0 bottles of beer on the wall.

Kansas does something cool.

Legal but lame

Sam’s needs to contain his seed, 3stacks eats a kangaroo, and Tyler reports from the front.

Drinking AND Fucking?

But what does it do for anyone?

Classic

Tyler sucks tree dick, Zach tries and fails to sabotage Allan’s relationship, and Sam makes a cat slightly unhappy.

Suck it, nerds

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Sam gets a pee hound, Tyler is a dress expert, and Mary shoots dinosaurs.

Surprise surprise

Kaboom!

Old Skool

Tyler shouldn’t have taunted that sniper and Sam sits hard.

“Craft” breweries “drop” prices

This is dumb, don’t click this link

There’s still Blockbuster?

Borys goes house hunting, Sam catches up on culture from a half decade ago, and Tyler drives over some bombs.

More big beer layoffs

If this works, it’s dope

Whatever, John Holl

Sam provides celery sex ed, Tyler experienced pretty good weather, and Emily gets her hands on a chai beer.

OLD ass beer

Don’t do this thing

Not as bad but pretty bad

Zach inspires friends with poop beetle talk, Sam gets paranoid about social drinking, and Tyler goes back to the anti-Italian well.

Mile High Pub

Good job!

Bad job!

Jed has exciting job news, Sam wants to go where everybody knows his name, and Tyler is becoming an outdoorswoman.

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New Jersey being jerks

Dammit, guys, chill out