Tyler rescues some guys or something, Sam runs a new bracket, and Mary considers a career as an unpaid tour guide.

Lunchbox Cocktail

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Sam refuses to engage, Zach is the only victim of this social circumstance, and Tyler

How is this a scam it feels like a scam

Old ass bars

Old ass beers

Sam cracks a beer and Emily really could have used a Tyler.

Sam narrowly avoids having content, and both Zach and Tyler name things mediocrely.

A surprisingly good piece of merch

Sam is The Poisoner, Borys avoids getting paddled around, and Tyler has internet connectivity issues.

Who is Evil Genius again?

Sam has a clever way to open a beer without a bottle opener, Jed has a new sport, and Tyler has a pervert update.

Japanese Sharp Pour

Mary visits a house on a rock, Tyler observes a tryst, and Sam is ready to start a new bracket.

Coachella

Sam has some wife beef, 3stacks has some husband beef, and Tyler keeps is all chill.

Intruige!

Sam refuses to to cool is beer down unconventionally and Zach observes the wine bar.

Trojan Horse beer bike

Topical!