podcast – The Shy Kids

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard?

In discussing dummies they've encountered. Doc brings up the recent firing of Anthony Cumia, Cory fails to find God through the power of bird sounds, and Dean uncovers the seedy underworld of craft store gangs.

The boys speak to special guest Rafi, a transgender woman Doc and Cory went to high school with. In a stumbling attempt to be progressive and funny at the same time, they ask her questions about what it was like growing up and how people treated her.

The boys open the electronic mailbag and dive into the twitterverse to answer some fan questions. Topics such as Slenderman, Gary Busey acronyms, 90s cartoons, Howard Stern, and the fact that you're all dumb are discussed.

The boys take some beloved franchises and kick them up a notch. Unnecessary twincest, superheroes that fear for their own lives, and a general lack of the term butthorn are fixed.

Have you ever done anything stupid as a kid? After a somewhat serious discussion of the Santa Barbara shooting, the boys recall their idiotic childhoods of car destruction, kitchen fires, and Cory nearly pulling a Dick Cheney in the desert.

Have you ever been in an embarrassing situation?

Cory pisses of his neighbors by pissing on a snowman, Doc tells a side splitter about his pants splitting, and we find out what makes Dean hot.

The boys offer some advice to a young listener, making a great transition into what makes them pretentious. Anglophilia, NPRonunciation, and generally not caring what others think abound.

Special Guests Tim and Dane from sharctank.com

What's the worst job you've had?

The boys and guests discuss dirty jobs, homeless poop, maggoty milk pipes, and Build-a-Bear role-play.

Who would be on your personal Mount Rushmore? The boys gush about the four people that made each of them into the emotionally underdeveloped and intellectually disfigured people they are today. Find out who made Dean dark, Doc rock, and Cory talk so much.

Can you get mad at someone for being nice?

The boys air their petty annoyances with well-meaning yet obnoxious coworkers, including a morning person that goes postal, while Cory calls a pox on curing cancer.