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The Lamberts & Fosters get invited to a country club, where they immediately embarrass themselves by being low class. Cody gets an oven installed in his van and Dana has the hots for a rich guy's son. Plus, Chris & Rob reenact the first Creed Thanksgiving and Chris asks to borrow Rob's leaf blower. Then don't miss our brand new segment, "Bobby Baggins' Black Friday Brand Blast", and the guys discuss getting the podcast transcribed so future 6th grade classes can put on school plays using the transcripts.

Carol goes back to school to get her degree and Frank agrees to take care of the kids in exchange for sex. Believe it or not, that's almost a direct quote from Episode 18 of Step by Step. And obviously the Creed song "Say I" is about this very same episode. Plus - Chris & Rob ponder why microphones look like penises, read their very first fan mail letter, and later discuss whether various historical figures may have known karate. Keep an ear out for Rob dissing Creed, which of course then forces him to read a passage from Leonardo Da Vinci's wikipedia page as Scott Stapp.

When Al Lambert starts a band after playing the drums for one week, JT tries to cash in as her manager. They get a gig at the bowling alley, Cody dresses like a woman, and Frank tries to kill a mouse or something. I don't know anymore. Plus, Chris brags about his newly found IQ score but Rob questions the test's validity. They also come up with a new book for Al Gore to write and discuss Spotify's suggestions of bands similar to Creed - Puddle of Mudd fans, it's time to get in on this!

Step by Step's white Urkel Mark Foster gets bullied by a girl at school - that's right, a GIRL! Can you imagine? Mark's parents laugh at him and his his tomboy sister must bail him out by threatening to murder the female bully. Plus, Chris & Rob try to make it through an entire episode with good, clean humor and no cursing or sexual innuendos. Can they avoid talking about their own butts for 44 and a half minutes? Listen and find out!

Dana learns to drive and almost gets into a fender bender, causing her to reconsider everything about her life and whether it's even worth living at all! Plus Al gets a drum set or something. Chris & Rob discuss the origins of waffle fries, their morning commutes, and before you know it the podcast turns into Infowars. Plus, Chris genuinely and unironically enjoys playing a few Billy Ocean songs when he sees comparisons between Creed's "Suddenly" and the aforementioned Ocean song of the same name.

Friend of the show Jay Ferraro is back to help recap the episode of Step by Step where the kids are left alone and throw a house party. And just what did Scott Stapp think about this when he wrote the 2001 song "Who's Got My Back?" Plus, Jay must recite a passage from the Vagina Monologues when he breaks BOTH podcast rules by doing an impression of and insulting Scott Stapp in a span of 5 seconds. Also of interest: the guys identify the exact second of Who Framed Roger Rabbit where you can see Jessica Rabbit flashing her privates. And of course there's some talk about boners. This one is for the ladies!

Cody tries to get abducted by aliens and Patrick Duffy is afraid of computers - once again this fear of technology is founded as a 1991 laptop self-deletes all of his prized digital files. And you won't believe what Scott Stapp had to say about this when he wrote the 1999 song "Beautiful". Plus, Chris and Rob pitch what could be the fall's hottest new TV drama all about a homicidal defense attorney who frames grocery store cashiers for murder. It even has a catchy theme song!

Special guest Stephen Okawa joins us to discuss episode 12 of Step by Step, in which J.T. steals his mom's new car to impress a girl. Turns out the Creed song "My Own Prison" is about EXACTLY THAT. Plus, a car-themed installment of "Can I, Should I, or Is This Legal?", a Creed reenactment in which we meet a new band member, and of course we wrap it all up with a theological debate about weiners. Scott Stapp, please come on the show.

Special guest Jay Ferraro stops by to share his thoughts on the most boring episode of Step by Step we've watched this season (hint: they play Monopoly on TV). Plus, friend of the show / polygamist Martii calls in again during Rob's Blank Check side podcast - and this time we also get to meet one of his spouses. Then the whole gang plays a new game called "Step or Stapp", and we encounter not one but TWO podcast infractions when Rob and Jay both slip up and insult / impersonate Scott Stapp. This one is a doozy!

Cody tries to impress Dana by getting a job and Frank (The Duff) is terrified of the new technology known as "answering machines". And rightfully so - an answering machine nearly takes his life! Plus Chris and Rob celebrate the first episode of double digits by re-enacting a moment from Creed's origins in 1991 (acting comparisons to Daniel Day Lewis and Gary Oldman would not be out of line). Then don't miss an impromptu game of "Can I, Should I, or Is This Legal?" Triple digits, here we come!