The gang is all here to wind down 2015 and got lazy with editing so decided to just not edit stuff. In this diatribe, we discuss our brilliant insights from last week with all of the signings and heavy malarkey. In this episode, Kristin suffers from lupine lupus, Duncan introduces a new season seat perk, Tony lists the greatest (well, all of them) keepers in club history and Mark somehow botches the sound (he knows what went wrong and will be fixed for next show).

There’s no #bitchyBlank this week. Take a break. You’ve earned it.

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The gang is here for the silly season, the at-the-time potential defender signings, Will Johnson speculation, review the Final Countdown, and the 2015 gala event that is the Fullies. In this episode, Tony mentions Nigeria briefly, Mark gets his swerve on with 1980s Elizabeth Shue, Duncan may be drinking a bitter and Kristin brings up book-readin’ again.

This week’s #bitchyblanks question : Who needs Dan Kennedy, TFC is gonna sign ________________

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The gang is in full attendance as they review MLS Cup, stupid things Garber recently said, talk about more releases and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark warbles through an ‘in memoriam’ anthem, Duncan finds a way to bring up Darlington again, Tony discusses refueling plane anatomy and Kristin lets it slip what she really feels about Luke Moore.

This week’s #bitchyblanks question : Don’t feel bad Columbus, you still have ___________. Answer in the comments section if you like, or on twitter.

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The gang is in full attendance this week as they celebrate the resigning of Morrow, review MLS Cup semi-finals, preview the finals and hand out grades for the management side. In this episode Tony professes his love of specific colours, Mark struggles with his introduction, Kristin references South Park and Duncan was “wound up” a bunch of times, but we’re saving that for a future special.

This week’s #bitchyblanks question : TFC are burying ___________ under the stands. Answer in the comments section if you like, or on twitter.

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Once again Mark’s hamstring keeps him out of the lineup, but the other 3 soldier on without him and with it being the anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s death (shut up! it was when we recorded), there’s Queen songs and references sprinkled throughout like cocaine on a midget. They discuss Canada’s game against El Salvador, various TFC bits and bobs, and complete their post season rankings with a long hard look at the defence and goalies. In this episode Tony dreams up a new TFC themed game show, Kristin reveaals an interesting Tuesday evening habit and Duncan successfully defends the honour of Damien Perquis’ website.

This week’s bitchyblank question. Never mind Walter Mazzarri, TFC’s next coach will be _______. Answer in the comments section if you like, or on twitter.

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The gang is intact after a heady victory against Honduras (of “F— Honduras” fame) and reflect on the 3 points, they preview the resumed MLS playoffs and hand out expert opinions by grading the Toronto FC midfield. In this episode, Tony announces his qualification for the World Cup,

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : TFC will win the off-season by _________________

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The gang is in full attendance for this one where we talk about the press conference, discuss MLS playoffs, look ahead to Canada’s first group stage match in World Cup Qualifiers and start with end of season grades for the forwards. In this episode, Kristin bestows upon herself a nationalist title, Mark loses his crap a little and Duncan & Tony preview their casino variety show based on a FIFA presidential candidate from South Africa.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Greg Vanney will have to do ______________ to get fired.

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RAAAAAAGE! After stewing for the better part of a week, we unburden ourselves over the ass-whupping in Montreal. We dissect the corpse plenty, talk about what the playoffs look like elsewhere and postulate the future of management. In this episode, Duncan segues with a segway reference, Mark takes a try at Gregorian chanting and Kristin reports on the missed opportunity of a celebration that didn’t happen.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : MLS will do _________ to ensure TFC make the playoffs in 2016.

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The gang is shorthanded this week, but talk about Montreal, preview Montreal, Seba as MVP, probably more about Montreal and ignore any game past Thursday. In this episode Kristin owns the newly named Montreal end, Duncan delights at the potential legends in the making for anyone who rings the new bell and Mark offers a very lucrative bounty to whomever rings it first.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : I would’ve gone to the TFC pep rally on Tuesday, but ________________

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The gang is all here to revel in the match against New Jersey Extreme Beverage, revile the match against Columbus, ticket talk, preview the 401 darby and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin gets counter-hijacked, Tony called someone a whole-wheat biscuit (we think), Duncan basks in compliments and Mark loses 25 minutes of recording, forcing them do to that part over again. And you’ll never guess which part!

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Jozy Altidore got a red card on the bench for saying _____________

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