In this episode, we reflect on a new president, talk about Canadian National Teams, discuss the rising stock of Giovinco on the world stage and look ahead to visits from Red Bulls and Columbus. In this episode, Tony channels the coal mines, Kristin references a movie from the 80s, Duncan makes an excellent sheep pun and Mark books the main event for next year’s TrilliumMania.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Election is coming, TFC players should vote for _____________

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The gang is all back to review the Philadelphia game nobody went to, look ahead to the New York Red Bulls and behave like they haven’t seen one another in two weeks. In this episode, Tony winds up Duncan because he can, Mark cops out and sources his “opinions” on the Union match, Duncan wrangles up an all-star selection of quotes and Kristin thanks you for so much.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : TFC will miss the playoffs not because of their play, but because of __________

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Welcome to our first ever Yorkies free episode as both Mark and Tony have hamstring issues and have to miss this one. Kristin and Duncan bravely soldier on without them, joined by Ian Clarke of Red Nation Online and the East Side Stand Up podcast (twitter him here). They talk about the glories of Gilberto and TFC’s somewhat lacklustre win over Chicago, look ahead to the Philadelphia, put their minds to the Herculez Gomez mystery and all the usual nonsense. Ian is bemused when he finds out what he’s let himself in for, Duncan once again gets wistful for Preki and Chad and Kristin gets wistful for Bright Dike and Mark Bloom. Soft harp music all round really.

Click here to download Episode 107.

This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Herculez Gomez isn’t playing because __________? .

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Most of the gang is here again and they review the duldrum that was NYCFC, review the excitement that was the Colorado match, look ahead to the visit with Chicago, and the usual stuff. In this episode, Duncan gets the knives out for Colorado, Mark talks about cutting air and Tony slices up some pizza talk. Kristin is serving a one match suspension.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Being negative about ____________ makes Damien Perquis the angriest.

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Here we are again to discuss one of the best performances of the year! and lament TFC’s prospects when they get to the playoffs, as well as the Mad Bull and Maestro show and to look forward to the games in New York (Giovinco and Pirlo together again!) and against Colorado. Mark’s hamstring once again keeps him out (that’s why the technology failed and we inadvertently just recorded this on a laptop microphone, sorry about that) Tony unearths Greg Van-Ney’s Dutch heritage, Duncan takes on the most sacred of tiny Italian TFC cows, and Kristin’s the only one in any way prepared for bitchyblanks.

This week’s Bitchyblanks question – MLSE wouldn’t allow a ‘refugees welcome’ banner. They will allow a ‘______ welcome’ banner. Answer below, or on twitter.

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The gang endures the Labour Day heat (at the time of recording) to review Seattle and the first leg of Canada v Belize, and preview this weekend’s match against the Tea Terrorists. In this episode Mark can’t be a neutral, Kristin struggles to find something nice to say about Issey, Duncan hands out his podcast MVP and Tony only acknowledges Belize by its original name.

Click here to download Episode 104.

This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Toronto FC should have spent labour day doing _______________________

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This episode the gang suffers from the heat and humidity to talk crazy over the Montreal game, looking ahead to the World Cup Qualifier and the Seattle matches this weekend. In this episode Mark brings us a snippet of nature documentaries, Kristin gives advice when dealing with the national team gaffer, Duncan informs us which TFC legend will be doing colour commentary and Tony believes that #YorkshireLivesMatter.

Click here to download Episode 103.

This week’s #bitchyBlank : For the Canada v Belize match, the best tifo would be ___________________

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The gang is in full attendance for this recording (though not necessarily for the game) as they review the thrashing of Orlando, talk about Voyageurs Cup, and some CNE malarkey. In this episode, Kristin breaks Tony with an engineering conundrum of a culinary proportions, Duncan confuses his lions and Mark laments the lack of Vic Rauter doing play-by-play.

Click here to download Episode 102.

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This Week: Jermain Defoe is looking for a new PA, he should be looking for a new __________

The gang is all sobered up to review New York Red Bulls, look ahead to Orlando again and postulate the future of the head coach. In this episode Mark confuses his historical footballing injuries, Duncan pulls no punches on the gaffer, Tony has a song for the opposition and Kristin brings us a time-proven medical stat.

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This week’s #bitchyBlank : After 100 episodes, the VMP should really _______________

This is our longest episode to date (and for that we are very sorry), but there was much to cover in our “100th episode”. We’re all present and accounted for to recap Orlando, Kansas City, say good-bye and hello to a few players and preview the future of New York Red Bull. In this episode, Kristin indirectly hates Canada, Mark confesses his episodic sins, Tony expresses his disdain for a set of brothers and Duncan encapsulates perfectly the Giovanni Dos Santos debut.

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This week’s #bitchlyBlank : TFC Ultras will prepare for their meeting with the Garden State Ultras by ____________