The whole gang is together to revel in the match versus Portland, preview the match against San Jose and the rest of the non-stadium banter that usually permiates each podcast. In this episode, Kristin reveals the musical capacities of a league villian, Mark mixes up his Preud’hommes (who doesn’t), Duncan reveals Greg Vanney’s secret tactic of telling you what his tactic is.

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This week’s #BitchyBlank is : If Benjamin Moore is the official paint sponsor of TFC, then ___________ is the official ________________  sponsor of TFC. (yes, it’s a double blank!)

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Well, it was bound to happen. The gang gets wrapped up in one topic so long that it just becomes it’s own episode. And striking while the iron is hot, here’s our discussion on the current dramas at BMO Field. Tune in later this week, for the regular episode with the usual malarky.

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Mark is a game time scratch for this one, but Kristin, Tony and Duncan bravely soldier on without him, cos baby they’re all fireworks. We cover the ‘win’ against Montreal, and the tie in New England as well as look to the upcoming Portland game and just what TFC’s plan might be without Jozy Altidore (hint, it’s still Luke Moore).  Duncan learns the horrible truth about Fanta, Tony imagines ‘Arthur 3’ levels of bad, and Kristin is all over the internet.

This week’s Bitchyblank: After his Miami Vice tribute in New England, for the next game Greg Vanney will dress up as ________ from the 80s.

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Houston review, retirements, V-Cup and New England preview, the gang is all here to play juror, psychic, and terrible amateur comedian.  In this episode, Tony runs shop and sings an anthem, Mark sounds like he finally hits puberty, Duncan names the New York derby and Kristin draws parallels between keepers and fictitious drummers.

This week’s #BitchyBlank :  TFC fans will take __________ in exchange for blindly cheering for the team.

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2 game win streak! A 100 game player! Voyageurs Cup! Home Opener! There’s all sorts of goodness to discuss in this episode and with Duncan returned from Spain, the usual gang get right at it all, with all the usual malarkey flavoured meanderings around it.  The nerds get all excited for Star wars day, while Mark pines for Baseketball and Duncan gets all Mexican heritage night.

While discussing the Voyageurs Cup, Kristin talks about an article Duncan wrote, but then no further mention is made of it. Read that here if you want to see Duncan of 2012’s solution for making the competition better. Spoiler: I don’t recommend just binning the whole thing.

This week’s Bitchyblank: The most annoying new feature at BMO Field this year will be ________. Answer below or to @vocalminorityca on twitter.

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One game win streak and the gang reacts in subdued cautious delerium to the game against Orlando, they also look ahead to Philadelphia, talk about V-Cup and much more. In this episode, supersub James keeps up a tradition, Kristin loves outtakes, Mark investigates who exactly is running the club, and Tony introduces a new 5 year plan.

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This week’s #BitchyBlank : Jackson played with a sponsorless kit this past weekend, next weekend he’ll play without ________________

Duncan is on scouting/sabbatical/drinking binge in southern Europe so it’s up to the others to tackle FC (wait 3 and a half hours) Dallas, throw in on the rumours of Vanney’s nearly impending sacking and float a few into the box over Orlando City this weekend. In this episode, Kristin goes studs up into her own (or “puts her foot in her”) mouth , and Tony and Mark do impersonations of comedians doing impersonations.

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This week’s #BitchyBlank : Bez has stated he wants to name the new east stand. It should be called ____________

The gang is temporarily back together to talk about the latest gaffe in the MLSE/TFC saga : stadium readiness, review our season’s ticket packages, In this episode, Duncan bids “adios” for vacation, Mark finds MLS scheduling policy a little broken, Tony ultimately gives a hoot and Kristin’s segment endings just…

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This week’s #bitchyblank : The TFC exclusive “Band of Allegiance” doubles perfectly as a _________________

It’s Kristin Knowles’ day off, so supersub James Grossi once again fills in to help the rest of the usual crew go over the Chitshow in Chicago and react to the big Man City friendly announcement. They also take at look at just how true some of the cliches developing around TFC’s season so far are in a new segment, ‘Narrative or not’, and of course have all the usual malarkey around it all. Mark names a new Supporters Group (hope we get some appreciation!), James steals Tony’s jokes as well as his Caw, Tony dreams of a Montreal hot dog festival and guess which former TFC player and coach Duncan pines for.

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This week’s bitchyblanks question. The South End of Bmo Field is for the Supporters Groups, the North End is for ____________? Answer below if you like or on twitter, and hey leave us your best ‘would you rather’ questions as well. Thanks.

And as a bonus, Mark mentions in the show Bradford City fans singing about a pie. Enjoy that magical nonsense right here.

The gang is all in to reflect on the Real Salt Lake match, postulate the upcoming battle of the Great Lakes, and throw down in the typical malarkey. In this episode, Mark makes up a new analogy relating to time and space, Tony informs us of a tasty dessert, Duncan reveals an extension of a player’s quote, and Kristin tests the limits of salad as a viable option.

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This week’s #bitchyBlanks : This season an MLS ref will give TFC a red card for __________________