In which special guests XANTHEA VANDELAY (Comedy Zeitgeist Podcast) and TAHLIA MURDOCH (Everything Economics Podcast) join Erik - but not Piers, never Piers - for some podcast pitches. Erik expresses his secret desire to meet all the "Victoria's Secret" models, some very specific Stephen King stories, and the ongoing war for control of the produce aisle.

In which special guests XANTHEA VANDELAY (Comedy Zeitgeist Podcast) and TAHLIA MURDOCH (Everything Economics Podcast) have set up their little campsites, adopted the cats on the oil-rig, and return to the recording booth with Erik for some delightful podcast pitches about the Deerhunter, Cod, and the tragic endings of jokes.

In which Erik decides he'd rather hang out with George Clooney than MegaMan X, special guest XANTHEA VANDELAY (Comedy Zeitgeist Podcast) joins the Crisis Actors Guild, and double-special guest TAHLIA MURDOCH (Everything Economics Podcast) puts a couple of hot new faces on literacy.

In which special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF joins forces with Erik against Piers, battering him with podcasts about Piers' custom knuckle tats that were a good idea, bad temples of the world, our shared devotion to Barbar Streisand, and some very valuable marriage advice from an unmarried woman.

In which special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF joins Piers and Erik for some pitches that somehow link Shrek, LinkedIn, and the very idea of questions in an unescapable maelstrom of podcast pitches.

In which Piers, Erik, and special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF discuss an assortment of the most important stuffs.

In which Piers takes you on an auditory tour of America's greatest locales, special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF has some suspiciously familiar fan-fiction to share, and Erik - as usual - takes the whole fake-fic thing too far.

In which Erik ignores the fact he lives in a library in order to abolish them, Piers can't decide between packing or picking, and special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF (@MartaWess) enjoys a varied buffet.

In which Erik finally changes his mind and starts caring about Twitter, and Piers explains ASCII graphics for all the people who still care about ASCII artwork.

In which our podcasting superduo are still recovering from Erik's birthday celebrations, but cannot agree whether or not his special day was wasted.