In which Erik's search for the perfect colour is handicapped by a discussion about the perfect brunch, and Piers finally resurrects Perfect Blue for another adaptation.

In which Erik brings in a giant stack of unfinished sentences he's been putting off finishing for months now, and Piers brings in an enormous pile of Twitter accounts he's been putting off unfollowing for - oh, I don't know - months. We all set ambitious goals for ourselves, but sometimes life just gets in the way.

In which Piers doubles down on those dicey duplicate designations in the English language, and one-man warrior Erik takes on the entirety of human history.

In which Erik hates college kids, Piers establishes Erik as a reliable mentor of some type, and a in-depth conversation on the works of Satoshi Kon is - ONCE AGAIN - enjoyed by all.

In which Erik forms a detective agency after eating way, way, way too many magic mushrooms, and Piers forms a detective agency after getting a bad case of polio.

In which Piers asks Erik one of the most important questions he's ever asked, and Erik lists the things he knows about a national treasure.

In which special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS pitches a podcast anybody would be lucky to hear, Erik revamps his classic love-it-or-hate-it deathmatch, and Piers has an exciting new take on tombstones.

In which Piers puts your baby in six capable masculine hands, Erik creates a magical adventure that misunderstands the concept of a Paladin, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS creates an toxic outlet for human rage.

In which Piers educates your babies while you're out, Erik lays out some dirty jokes for parents, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS stops by the rig to talk about non-smoking and his upcoming feature film "FOUR WALLS."

In which Piers updates his classic advice column pitch, special guest SHANE MCLEAN is the victim of domestic ape abuse, and Erik does not know the meaning of the word "genocide."