In which Piers and Erik both advise you to just skip this episode, it's kind of a crapshoot this week. But if you're going to ignore that advice and listen anyway, Piers brings in more of his spicy hot stranger mail, and Erik ponders a question for the digital age.

In which Piers bridges the inequality gap with a little thing called meth, and Erik gets a new haircut he wants you to ask him about.

In which Piers lays out the tragic details of his recent skirmish with personal health, and Erik calls for the worst cooking how of all time.

In which Piers takes ill with self-inflicted food-poisoning, and you end up with the latest collection of "Pick the Fake Fic!"

In which Piers returns with more excerpts from his fantabulous faux fiction, and Erik thinks that Piers might just be getting a little bit defensive.

In which Piers graciously nominates Erik to be Vice President of Podcastvspodcastland, and Erik puff-puff-passes on most of the stoner comedy film genre.

In which Erik asks a question that has plagued nobody since the dawn of never, and Piers gets down and dirty with some furry suits.

In which Erik breaks down the complex accents of Frasier Crane and Pepe Le Pew, and Piers tosses a coin for your benefit.

In which Erik puts two sexy boys in the centrefold for a truly excellent cause, while Piers converts raw visual sex appeal into raw audio arousal.