In which Erik shares some of his personal deep relaxation techniques for people in withdrawal, while Piers takes a fairly scattered approach to nostalgia.

In which Erik returns from a brief but frustratingly vague hiatus, and Piers pitches a show to find out more about his friend's life because nobody tells him anything.

In which Erik remains missing, Piers creates the most accurate sorting hat quiz ever, special guest STACEY MCLACHLAN finally cleans her tub, and special guest LAUREN MCGIBBON brings a mixtape from Marc Maron's long-lost daughter.

In which Erik goes missing, Piers carries forth with his amazing fake fiction in spite of his terrible bestie, and live-in library fanatics LAUREN MCGIBBON and STACEY MCLACHLAN seize the opportunity to take over the sound booth.

In which Erik remembers that he used to have a fan-favourite idea called "Pick the Fake Fic," a prehistoric progenitor to Piers' near-perfect "Find the Faux Fiction" concept, and spends all night at home making a mix tape of his favourite memories.

In which special guest RYAN ANDERSON explains the best BMX movie ever made, Piers gives golfers the rundown on improving your short-game, and Erik whips up a vicious cocktail of dodgeball and guilt.

In which Erik kicks off the war against extraterrestrials, Piers makes some serious kissing decisions, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON finds a way to feed a hyper-intelligent lichen.

In which Erik suggests everyone sits down to watch TV, Piers wonders what it's like - ethically - to be Erik Jovanovic, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON accuses Piers of being an animorph.

In which Piers, subscribing to the "more is more" philosophy, iterates upon his fanfic guessing game by adding more and more fics, and Erik creates a relatable underdog story centred on special guest Ryan D. Anderson (who has a special matrimonial podcast of his own to pitch)!

In which Piers creates the rawest theatre of sound known to man, Erik checks the world for STDs, and special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO asks a question no one else in the history of the world has ever thought to ask.