In which Piers jumpstarts your morning with some much needed direction, and Erik celebrates ten wonderful episodes of his beautiful, esoteric fan fiction.

In which Erik combines his love of lists with his love of his own ideas, and Piers puts his love of not feeling alone to work for the public good.

In which Piers saves Bob Odenkirk from the insults of "super-fan" Erik, and Erik stops trashing Odenkirk just long enough to make a list.

In which Erik makes it known that he has at LEAST 100 favourite albums, and Piers pays tribute to the millions of faces in the Law & Order franchise.

In which Piers brings home the street trash he attracts for some mysterious reason, and Erik reflects on making new friends.

In which Erik wants to bring back the best of puberty, and special guest JOE STILWELL stamps on the neck of the trend-spotting bourgeoisie.

In which Joe surprises Erik by bringing in a long list of our mistakes, Erik talks about tearing into Charles Dickens, and Piers remains conspicuously absent.

In which Erik tests your knowledge of specific colours in his latest "fun-not-frustrating" guessing games, while special guest Joe Stilwell invents a new way of transmitting schizophrenia. Piers remains offsite somewhere.

In which Joe puts a spine-chilling spin on Erik's classic game, Erik tries out his favourite fan-fiction on a new brain, and Piers travels to mysterious, far-off lands in search of treasure.

In which Erik comes well prepared with an excellent title, special guest JOE STILWELL puts up with an awful lot of abuse, and Piers is missing (presumed dead.)