In today's episode, Erik sells out completely and loses all credibility. For shame, Erik. Meanwhile, Piers doubles up on doubling down. What does that mean? Listen to the episode and maybe you'll find out! Make sure you visit audibletrial.com/podcastvs and start a free 30-day trial for Audible! You can get a free audiobook!

In today's episode, Piers just about makes Erik cry with the most depressing podcast pitch yet. Then Erik just about makes Piers cry with the most reasonable, responsible podcast pitch yet. Hey; have a great weekend, listeners. You deserve it!!

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In today's episode, Piers has an idea that has probably formed the basis of at least a few '80s comedies, and Erik has decided to just outright steal ideas from people who are actually funny.

In this episode, Erik has an idea for a podcast about... something? He forgets. Luckily, it's extremely clear what Piers has to offer today. Some might say too clear, actually.

In which Piers presents a special game for fancy liars, and Erik breaks his one rule about referencing podcasts that are better than this one.

In which Erik suggests a strange game, and Piers suggests some setting some strange man-traps. Which podcast will win? Will any of these podcasts ever win? Stay tuned, true believers.

In which Piers thinks that listening to fire is fun (it is very relaxing), and Erik thinks that a changing the name of another podcast makes an original idea.

Erik digs into our personal histories to an uncomfortable and boring extent, while Piers tries to make the real world as polite and friendly a place as the internet.

WARNING! DO NOT TRY AT HOME! BOTH OF THE PITCHES IN TODAY'S EPISODE ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! PIERS AND ERIK ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS IN BOTH FALLING ETERNALLY AND SMOKING TOBACCO CIGARETTES! STAY ALERT AND STAY SAFE!