In which we apologize profusely to Tahlia Murdoch, of the Everything Economics podcast, for forgetting to mention her previously. Piers would like to make it up to her by getting her on to talk about her area of expertise: incels. Meanwhile, Erik would like to get good at chess.

In which Piers and Erik find the perfect balance between irony and sincerity with two podcast pitches that are competing directly against each other.

In which Erik unveils his disturbing anarchist desire to just smash glass wherever he finds it, and Piers unveils a disturbing long-standing obsession with the film Wild Wild West.

In which Piers uses the trial-and-error method to fix the rampant problem of exploding volcanos, and Erik admits a lot of messed up stuff in his subconscious.

In which Erik finally gives up and lets Piers do all the dumb banter he likes, and Piers creates a much-needed podcast dedicated to dice for all the Diceheads out there.

In which Erik savages the fine art of punsmanship, and Piers savages anyone who can't figure out the simple art of asking somebody to bind themselves to you for eternity.

In which Piers prepares for any kind of emergency special announcement by dropping a podcast after the fact, and Erik ranks the shows on our new network - the Cave Goblin Network - from worst to a very surprising best.

In which we all reflect on the enduring insanity of rich oil-rig tycoon J. Wilde Krocodillington, who's massive oil-rig manor house looms over the rest of our oil rigs, and whose legacy of madness, murder and destruction we still toil under. Enjoy!

In which we all take a seat by the fire together, light up our pipes, and reminisce about the good old days - before the days of fake news - when you knew when the fic got fake, and understood what that meant.

In which we remember some of Erik's most confusing scarecrow arguments. Why? Certainly not for the pleasure of the listener. Nevertheless, please enjoy.