Podcastiana

Podcastiana

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  • 06. This is not a Podcouch!
    On this week's episode we're joined by podcast daughter, Guillermo, on the couch in our living room. Not a joke, just a fact! We will be trying out a new format in which we have more personal talks and discussions around our everyday lives, mental health, pandemic struggles, and we also discuss everything that recently entertained us like WandaVision and RuPaul's Drag Race.
    1 hr 16 min
  • 05. Toot toot, hey, beep beep!
    Toot toot, hey, beep beep! Your favorite slags, Riyad and Rio, are back. And in this week's extra special episode, we are joined again by friend of the pod #1: Guillermo. The three of us get stoned and try out two *alleged* delicacies: peanut butter & bacon, and Greek yoghurt with vanilla extract & pepper. So get ready for another culinary review and faux ASMR experience! Next, we will deliver our unfiltered commentary on the following list of random topics:
    1. Japanese city accidentally sends funeral ads to people who may have COVID-19;
    2. Woman allegedly films boiling water attack on boyfriend, hides his keys and posts the video on social media;
    3. Man has 7-inch fish removed from throat after putting it in mouth while fishing;
    4. Teen wakes up from coma having missed COVID-19 pandemic;
    5. Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten for Valentine's day; and
    6. Cyberpunk 2077 bans unauthorized Keanu Reaves sex.
    We will also give *wrong* advice to a poor unfortunate soul with a particularly unusual orgasm problem in the sub-segment "Backwards advice". Last, but certainly not least, we will review the box office success and critically acclaimed 2003 biographical crime drama film "Monster", starring Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci. *Warning*: our review contains spoilers.
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    SUBSEGMENTS:
    Is it giving? Or is it garbage? 02:16
    Queer Potcast 06:09
    Backwards Advice 36:21
    Review of the Week 49:02
    57 min
  • 04. Fearless Fat Chickens

    We're back, back, back again! Queer hosts Riyad and Rio kick this week's episode off by talking about Rita Ora offering a restaurant money to host her birthday party during lockdown, Kellyanne Conway being investigated by police after posting a topless photo of her 16-year-old daughter Claudia, and sexual abuse allegations against rapper T.I. and his wife, Tiny. Next, we share a "fun fagt" involving China, COVID-19 and anal... swabs! Then, we talk about a thief in Oregon (US) stealing a car with a kid inside, a Florida city being invaded by vicious fat chickens, and Tiktokers using 'erection cream' for fuller lips. Can it get crazier? Well, duh! Because we will also exchange some personal stories during a quick round of the game "But did you do it?" After taking a short smoke break (puff, puff, pass), we start with the segment "Queer Potcast". During this segment, we will taste a "cheeser" (pita bread stuffed with cheese and jam) and give you our 2021 "personal Nobel Peace Prize" shortlist. We will also deliver our unfiltered commentary on the following random topics: a cat's birthday party leading to a COVID-19 outbreak, a woman distracting a thief with oral sex, and a woman stabbing her husband after finding sex pictures on his phone. Last, but certainly not least, we will review the Netflix sensation "Bling Empire". 🚨Warning🚨: our review contains spoilers and commentary on some of the cast members.

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    SEGMENTS:

    Go Sip Girl 00:28

    Fun Fagts 18:37
    Are we for real on today? 22:55
    But did you do it?  36:05
    Queer Potcast 41:53
    Is it giving? Or is it garbage? 42:55
    Review of the Week 01:08:42

    1 hr 14 min
  • 03. Sexual Fetishes
    Let's talk about sex, baby. Yes, that's correct! This week's episode of Podcastiana is themed around sex, sexual fetishes and sexual organs. To begin with, queer hosts Riyad and Rio discuss rumors surrounding Hollywood actor Armie Hammer (Call me by your name), who is being accused  of sending disturbing messages about cannibalism, rape fantasies, cutting toes, drinking blood, and barbecuing human ribs. Then, we share a "fun fagt" about the world's strongest vagina, and tell you exactly how to train yours! Subsequently, we talk about DJ Khaled and Fat Joe launching a joint Onlyfans account, how the rich and famous are stealing Onlyfans from sex workers, and Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle exploding in a London woman's living room... Goop!
    After taking a short smoke break (puff, puff, pass), we are joined by our housemate Guillermo for this week's segment of "Queer Potcast". During this segment, we will taste a "Spicy Chili Oil Sundae" and Oreo cookies with orange juice. We will also deliver our unfiltered commentary on the booming business of selling used underwear/hosiery, and the topic of "pay pigs". Last, but certainly not least, we will give *wrong* advice to two poor unfortunate souls, in the sub-segment we like to call: "Backwards advice".
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    SEGMENTS:
    Go Sip Girl 00:26
    Fun Fagts 09:02
    Are we for real on today? 13:43
    Queer Potcast 24:21
    Is it giving? Or is it garbage? 30:14
    Backwards Advice 50:53
    1 hr 3 min
  • 02. Queer Potcast Special

    Slags, we're back by popular demand! And guess what? In this week's extra special episode of Podcastiana, your favorite queer hosts and non-professional clowns, Riyad and Rio, get stoned and try out the infamous Spam burger with Oreo crumbs. Get ready for this culinary review and faux ASMR experience! Next, we will deliver our unfiltered commentary on random topics like 'parosmia' (a long-term effect of COVID-19), 'Same Height Parties', the use of Asparagus to predict the future, and a Russian woman marrying her briefcase. We will also give *wrong* advice to poor unfortunate souls, in the sub-segment we like to call: "Backwards advice". Last, but certainly not least, we will review the Netflix movie "Pieces of a Woman", starring Vanessa Kirby and Shia LaBeouf. *Warning*: our review contains spoilers and commentary on Shia Labeouf's soft tool.

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    SUB-SEGMENTS:

    Is it giving or is it garbage? 01:30
    Backwards Advice 22:34
    Review of the Week 29:06

    33 min
  • 01. Grand Opening

    On our very first episode we talk Kanye, Kim and Jeffree, Sex & The City revival, Azealia Banks boiling her cat, chastity cock locks, squirrels gone nuts. We also exchange personal stories about experimenting with sexual orientation, illegally taking things across the border and saying I love you without meaning it. Last, but certainly not least, we get baked and deliver unfiltered commentary about crazy topics like McDonalds' spam/oreo burger and chicken feathers for dinner.

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    SEGMENTS:

    Go sip girl 02:46

    Fun Fagts 6:46

    Are we for real on today? 10:12

    But did you do it? 18:10

    Rent free 28:27

    Queer Potcast 32:24

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    LINKS:

    Cock Destroyers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxy2ED1yOc

    Denita it's Christmas

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvhaSRlcE98&t=1s

    The Walking Dead zombie auditions

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8iUJZ_bNEc

    51 min

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Get in loser, this is about to be a fun ride! Queer hosts Riyad and Rio talk about pop-culture updates and share juicy personal stories. These two clowns (not professional FYI) will also take turns…