Podcasting While Intoxicated

My stupid ass cant sit still and talk on the phone so I was out of breath the entire time. God I'm out of shape.

I totaled my car, the bears won, my MLB playoff predictions and FUCK HULU

I debate whether I should become the Cubs head groundskeeper, I dropped my entire medium swirl cone on the ground, and of course I talk about hot wings

Talkin bout how the fuckkk little caesars makes a profit, how much I love bowling, the pumpkin festival and totally just driving this podcast off a cliff

Complaining about PJStar, thoughts on the football season, Abe Lincoln NBA Star, and other incoherent nonsense

I talk about having no clue what I'm doing, the cubs being a joke, painting my toenails, and blowing out candles. Listen and give me advice.