Way back in august we b.s.'d about italian food, PeeWee Herman, hunting magazines, and of course Ernest babes. Again...

O.k., so a Christmas "mess" is a bit of an exaggeration, but I DID have to do a solo spot at the end to fill this mofo out. And I think it works well enough. So merry Christmas ya' hosers!

We attempt to rank the best guitar-shredders of all time. Nuff said.

I remember us bullcrapping about discontinued cereals, but, to be honest, I forget what the heck else we talk about so... good luck. 

Paul's officially a father now. For better or worse...

Brett talks bout his honeymoon & we discuss our N.Y. weed trip...

We talk pumpkin boating, sauce craving, and, uh... oh yea... a school teacher that's in porn!

Paul tries to enjoy an evening of finely-aged outlaw country music. But the late summer weather had other ideas...

What's this sode about? Well, duh, read the title you mouth-breather!

Paul regales us with his & his recent vacation exploits. So, since you're NOT on vacation listen to us & pretend that you aren't driving to/from work.