Podfix Presents

Hello, my name is  Salve Chagrin, podcast deity and more importantly, president of the PodFix Network.

Think of me as Zeus, and these are the many half-god children I spawned by blessing all of humanity with my vast knowledge.

To put it in layman’s terms, I created a master class; “How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”

I did this to share my infinite wisdom with the masses. For the past few weeks, I have opened the valve of my insight, til the cup that is your brain runneth over. And now like any great late night infomercial would say: 'But Wait, there’s more!' And whether your mind palace has enough vacancies to house it all remains to be seen. Yet here we go.

Normally, I charge $1000 for all the game changing education in my masterclass, but for a few more days, it is all yours for free. Yes, you heard me correctly, I am foolishly giving it away to commoners like yourself. Much like my network PodFix is giving away prize packs to 5 of you lucky listeners. Giving undeserving people mugs, magnets, and stickers is a great way to bring eyes, as well as ears to your podcast. Every time they sip on a steaming hot cup of Folgers, they will think of your podcast as well as your generosity. Every time they turn the key of their car, Every time they head out into this crazy world, there will be peace in their heart. There will be fullness in their soul. It is this oneness with the universe that can only come from a keychain they won in an online contest. Every time they put their child’s questionable art on the fridge, it will be your magnet that will help uplift their sense of pride and spare their child weeks of expensive therapy. And every time that same child slaps a sticker on the wall and they have to scrape it off. They will repaint that spot. and they will blame YOU for it. Because in podcasting, much like life, you have to take the good with the bad.

Now, go dear listener, subscribe to Podfix presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you will want to give it more. And then tell others to do the same. But make sure you use the 5 stars will be fine line. It tested really well with our focus groups.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcasting life forever.

Namaste.

Chagrin out!

March Master Class: Day 25 - THE FILMMAKERS PODCAST

The Filmmakers Podcast is all about film making.

it up in their very humble opinion.

@FILMMAKERSPOD

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, my name is  Salve Chagrin, podcast deity and more importantly, president of the PodFix Network.

Think of me as Zeus, and these are the many half-god children I spawned by blessing all of humanity with my vast knowledge.

To put it in layman’s terms, I created a master class; “How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”

I did this to share my infinite wisdom with the masses. For the past few weeks, I have opened the valve of my insight, til the cup that is your brain runneth over. And now like any great late night infomercial would say: 'But Wait, there’s more!' And whether your mind palace has enough vacancies to house it all remains to be seen. Yet here we go.

Normally, I charge $1000 for all the game changing education in my masterclass, but for a few more days, it is all yours for free. Yes, you heard me correctly, I am foolishly giving it away to commoners like yourself. Much like my network PodFix is giving away prize packs to 5 of you lucky listeners. Giving undeserving people mugs, magnets, and stickers is a great way to bring eyes, as well as ears to your podcast. Every time they sip on a steaming hot cup of Folgers, they will think of your podcast as well as your generosity. Every time they turn the key of their car, Every time they head out into this crazy world, there will be peace in their heart. There will be fullness in their soul. It is this oneness with the universe that can only come from a keychain they won in an online contest. Every time they put their child’s questionable art on the fridge, it will be your magnet that will help uplift their sense of pride and spare their child weeks of expensive therapy. And every time that same child slaps a sticker on the wall and they have to scrape it off. They will repaint that spot. and they will blame YOU for it. Because in podcasting, much like life, you have to take the good with the bad.

Now, go dear listener, subscribe to Podfix presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you will want to give it more. And then tell others to do the same. But make sure you use the 5 stars will be fine line. It tested really well with our focus groups.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcasting life forever.

Namaste.

Chagrin out!

March Master Class: Day 24: WHEN FRANK MET LOIS

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, my name is  Salve Chagrin, podcast deity and more importantly, president of the PodFix Network.

Think of me as Zeus, and these are the many half-god children I spawned by blessing all of humanity with my vast knowledge.

To put it in layman’s terms, I created a master class; “How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”

I did this to share my infinite wisdom with the masses. For the past few weeks, I have opened the valve of my insight, til the cup that is your brain runneth over. And now like any great late night infomercial would say: 'But Wait, there’s more!' And whether your mind palace has enough vacancies to house it all remains to be seen. Yet here we go.

Normally, I charge $1000 for all the game changing education in my masterclass, but for a few more days, it is all yours for free. Yes, you heard me correctly, I am foolishly giving it away to commoners like yourself. Much like my network PodFix is giving away prize packs to 5 of you lucky listeners. Giving undeserving people mugs, magnets, and stickers is a great way to bring eyes, as well as ears to your podcast. Every time they sip on a steaming hot cup of Folgers, they will think of your podcast as well as your generosity. Every time they turn the key of their car, Every time they head out into this crazy world, there will be peace in their heart. There will be fullness in their soul. It is this oneness with the universe that can only come from a keychain they won in an online contest. Every time they put their child’s questionable art on the fridge, it will be your magnet that will help uplift their sense of pride and spare their child weeks of expensive therapy. And every time that same child slaps a sticker on the wall and they have to scrape it off. They will repaint that spot. and they will blame YOU for it. Because in podcasting, much like life, you have to take the good with the bad.

Now, go dear listener, subscribe to Podfix presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you will want to give it more. And then tell others to do the same. But make sure you use the 5 stars will be fine line. It tested really well with our focus groups.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcasting life forever.

Namaste.

Chagrin out!

March Master Class: Day 23 - 2 GIRLS ON A BENCH

THIS IS 2 GIRLS ON A BENCH! We’re two young (at heart) women (44 is the, uh, well, the new 44) working on a screenplay, working full time and trying to be creative on the side and on the weekends. In our 26 years of friendship,

(listen when we started this we were girls) whenever we sit on a bench together anywhere in the world, we always see something unique happen. Each episode we take on a writing prompt, snack our woes away and sometimes visit our vault of old ideas. Join us as we procrastinate, a lot. Maybe you’ve had writers block. Or really wanted to watch Netflix instead of writing your screenplay, novel, tv series or grocery list. If so, then this is the podcast for you.

@2girlsonabench

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, my name is  Salve Chagrin, podcast deity and more importantly, president of the PodFix Network.

Think of me as Zeus, and these are the many half-god children I spawned by blessing all of humanity with my vast knowledge.

To put it in layman’s terms, I created a master class; “How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”

I did this to share my infinite wisdom with the masses. For the past few weeks, I have opened the valve of my insight, til the cup that is your brain runneth over. And now like any great late night infomercial would say: 'But Wait, there’s more!' And whether your mind palace has enough vacancies to house it all remains to be seen. Yet here we go.

Normally, I charge $1000 for all the game changing education in my masterclass, but for a few more days, it is all yours for free. Yes, you heard me correctly, I am foolishly giving it away to commoners like yourself. Much like my network PodFix is giving away prize packs to 5 of you lucky listeners. Giving undeserving people mugs, magnets, and stickers is a great way to bring eyes, as well as ears to your podcast. Every time they sip on a steaming hot cup of Folgers, they will think of your podcast as well as your generosity. Every time they turn the key of their car, Every time they head out into this crazy world, there will be peace in their heart. There will be fullness in their soul. It is this oneness with the universe that can only come from a keychain they won in an online contest. Every time they put their child’s questionable art on the fridge, it will be your magnet that will help uplift their sense of pride and spare their child weeks of expensive therapy. And every time that same child slaps a sticker on the wall and they have to scrape it off. They will repaint that spot. and they will blame YOU for it. Because in podcasting, much like life, you have to take the good with the bad. 

Now, go dear listener, subscribe to Podfix presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you will want to give it more. And then tell others to do the same. But make sure you use the 5 stars will be fine line. Tt tested really well with our focus groups.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcasting life forever.

Namaste.

Chagrin out!

March Master Class: Day 22 -  PodSix - The Lost Episode Feat. 2 Girls On A Bench and I Shake My Head

It's the PodSix! One (or more) of your favorite Podfix hosts interviews another (or more) with six (or more?) random questions. We learn more about our network's family and so can you.

This month 2 Girls On A Bench chat it up with I Shake My Head

Have a  question? Email [email protected]. It can be on anything!

@2girlsonabench

@i_shakemyhead 

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, greetings and good day.  My name is Salve Chagrin, podcast industry megamind, and president of The PodFix Network. I am also the genius behind the master class

“How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”.

But you already know that because we are starting week three of what our VP of Odds and Ends decided to call March Master Class when March Madness is so much more marketable, so I will talk with him later. Because in the end, if your show is not marketable, then how will you get great sponsors like Friendly Ghost Sleep Mats, Dude Groom, or Box-O-Meal? Or if you prefer more grassroots granola, a Patreon that Scrooge McDuck could swim in. Either way, to quote my friend Randy Moss, ‘Straight Cash Homie’.

That being said, listeners or sponsors or network execs won’t get bewitched by your charming ways, unless you first love yourself. Take my network for example. The Pod Fix Network - artist owned and loved. And I’ll be the first to admit, that is not something I can teach anyone.

At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn all the lessons I can teach, just as our PodFix Nation has done.

To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever.

March Master Class: Day 19 - VARMINTS

Varmints! podcast is an education/comedy podcast that’s all about animals! Every week two nerds name Paul and Donna do a whole bunch of research to bring you a mix of science, education, pop culture and comedy about all things that creep, crawl, slither, fly, jump, hop and swim on this planet one animal at a time.

@Varmintspodcast across all socials.

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, greetings and good day.  My name is Salve Chagrin, podcast industry megamind, and president of The PodFix Network. I am also the genius behind the master class

“How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”.

But you already know that because we are starting week three of what our VP of Odds and Ends decided to call March Master Class when March Madness is so much more marketable, so I will talk with him later. Because in the end, if your show is not marketable, then how will you get great sponsors like Friendly Ghost Sleep Mats, Dude Groom, or Box-O-Meal? Or if you prefer more grassroots granola, a Patreon that Scrooge McDuck could swim in. Either way, to quote my friend Randy Moss, ‘Straight Cash Homie’.

That being said, listeners or sponsors or network execs won’t get bewitched by your charming ways, unless you first love yourself. Take my network for example. The Pod Fix Network - artist owned and loved. And I’ll be the first to admit, that is not something I can teach anyone.

At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn all the lessons I can teach, just as our PodFix Nation has done.

To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever.

March Master Class: Day 18 - PODFIX PRESENTS MIXTAPE

Once a month Salve Chagrin hand plucks his favorite bits from the network, sends them to Mix Master CDV, who packages them up real nice. This month he grabbed some of his all time favorite mixtape segments!

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, greetings and good day.  My name is Salve Chagrin, podcast industry megamind, and president of The PodFix Network. I am also the genius behind the master class

“How to become an uber successful and enigmaticly entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”.

But you already know that because we are starting week three of what our VP of Odds and Ends decided to call March Master Class when March Madness is so much more marketable, so I will talk with him later. Because in the end, if your show is not marketable, then how will you get great sponsors like Friendly Ghost Sleep Mats, Dude Groom, or Box-O-Meal? Or if you prefer more grassroots granola, a Patreon that Scrooge McDuck could swim in. Either way, to quote my friend Randy Moss, ‘Straight Cash Homie’.

That being said, listeners or sponsors or network execs won’t get bewitched by your charming ways, unless you first love yourself. Take my network for example. The Pod Fix Network - artist owned and loved. And I’ll be the first to admit, that is not something I can teach anyone.

At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn all the lessons I can teach, just as our PodFix Nation has done.

To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever.

March Master Class: Day 17 POPUPFILMCAST 

The Pop Up Film Cast is a show where Keith, Derek and an esteemed guest dive head first into the mysterious bottomless box of movies that was left on my doorstep and now the home to a lovely squirrel family!

@popupfilmcast on Twitter

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, greetings and good day.  My name is Salve Chagrin, podcast industry megamind, and president of The PodFix Network. I am also the genius behind the master class

“How to become an uber successful and enigmaticly entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”.

But you already know that because we are starting week three of what our VP of Odds and Ends decided to call March Master Class when March Madness is so much more marketable, so I will talk with him later. Because in the end, if your show is not marketable, then how will you get great sponsors like Friendly Ghost Sleep Mats, Dude Groom, or Box-O-Meal? Or if you prefer more grassroots granola, a Patreon that Scrooge McDuck could swim in. Either way, to quote my friend Randy Moss, ‘Straight Cash Homie’.

That being said, listeners or sponsors or network execs won’t get bewitched by your charming ways, unless you first love yourself. Take my network for example. The Pod Fix Network - artist owned and loved. And I’ll be the first to admit, that is not something I can teach anyone.

At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn all the lessons I can teach, just as our PodFix Nation has done.

To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever.

March Master Class: Day 16 - PODCAST DISCOVERY SHOW

The Podcast Discovery Show is a podcast about podcasts! With thousands of shows available we try to discover new and amazing podcasts each week. Imagine a book club, but each week we talk about a new podcast we have discovered.

At the end of each episode we recommend a new podcast to go check out for the next week. We also release a show weekly called The Other Discovery Show (TODS) where we get together after the show and talk about all of our other discoveries for the week that are not podcasts. This can be anything from news, tech, pop culture, hobbies, and art like film or music. In the end we just love learning new things, and we know there is always more to discover.

@thePDSOfficial

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello, greetings and good day.  My name is Salve Chagrin, podcast industry megamind, and president of The PodFix Network. I am also the genius behind the master class

“How to become an uber successful and enigmaticly entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”.

But you already know that because we are starting week three of what our VP of Odds and Ends decided to call March Master Class when March Madness is so much more marketable, so I will talk with him later. Because in the end, if your show is not marketable, then how will you get great sponsors like Friendly Ghost Sleep Mats, Dude Groom, or Box-O-Meal? Or if you prefer more grassroots granola, a Patreon that Scrooge McDuck could swim in. Either way, to quote my friend Randy Moss, ‘Straight Cash Homie’.

That being said, listeners or sponsors or network execs won’t get bewitched by your charming ways, unless you first love yourself. Take my network for example. The Pod Fix Network - artist owned and loved. And I’ll be the first to admit, that is not something I can teach anyone.

At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn all the lessons I can teach, just as our PodFix Nation has done.

To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever.

March Master Class: Day 15 - THE CRETIN'S GUILD

The Cretins Guild are 3 long time friends who predate The Nintendo64. They are awkward, they are insightful, THEY ARE NERDS. Jay is your bartender, Bob is your tour guide, Corey will build you a wet-bar out of Legos.

@cretinsguild on Twitter and Insta

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork

Hello again. My name is Salve Chagrin, president of the PodFix Network.

Now I bet you are wondering, why does Salve sound a bit different this week. Well, if you were an all around industry changing podcast guru, you would want to keep your true identity a mystery too, would you not?

We are in week two of my official master class, “How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”.

So what have we learned so far? Pretty straight forward - you need to eat, sleep, dream, and breath podcasting.

Do you think Barak and the Boss will be a success because they are two big names with alot of advertising dollars behind them? The latter helps, but if you don’t soak in a sound bath of podcasts like those two do, it won’t matter if Courtney Cox was in your music video once. Those two gentlemen, and more importantly, all of the show hosts on the PodFix Network, love the medium. They adore the craft. They edit in search of that perfect episode, and many of them are getting close.

At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn the same lessons as our PodFix Nation has done.

To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers.

Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever. Salve Chagrin… out.

March Master Class: Day 12 - DOWN TO FOLK

Ariel and Chad regale you with folklore, fairytales and legends that never actually happened.

Are you DTF?

@DTFSTORIES on Twitter and Insta

@podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram

www.podfixnetwork.com

https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork