Al is back with their FIRST GUEST!!!

This week Al is joined by best friend and roommate (one person, not two) Stephen! The two of them juddle around a single mic and share silly conversations about the coolest new drink in town - the "Stanley Tucci"; Steve compliments the show(!!!); Al introduces a new segment called "Curveball Corner" and throws some moral curveballs at Steve; the two discuss weird dreams; Steve throws a REVERSE CURVEBALL at Al; then Al ends on an unpaid ad for a new sponsor, as well as his hit single "COVID Rules".

You'll love it more than the time your grandma took you to McDonald's and bought you TWO happy meals because she thought you had a twin for some reason!

Al took a wee mental health break there but is BACK with a walloping new chunk of good times!

WARNING: EXPLICIT TALK OF CARTOONISH GENITALS IN THIS ONE

In this glorious homage to the comedy gods, Al talks about Tom Brady and "Deflategate" (don't worry non-sports-fans, it's not exhaustive); the tale of a (very real) man named Long John Schlong; St. Martin/St. Maarten the tropical island, and the time Al witnessed a boat burn down on New Years' Eve; people whose personalities are just RuPaul's Drag Race stereotypes; and Al Val's experience with bullying growing up with the Lithuanian community.

Forgive your tormentors and forgive yourself, people - even if you have an inconveniently long appendage.

Al is back! A day late, but if you're a glass-half-full type, that's a day less you'll have to wait for the next one! WHOOPEE!

In this one, Al waxes poetic all about:

- The current 'Wall Street Bets vs. Hedge Funds, GME' situation

- CORPORATIONS, MAAAN

- Bell Let's Talk Day, and public displays of mental anguish

- Different types of British accents, and Boris Johnson's tumbledry hair

- German accent nonsense, and raccoons at German zoos

WE'RE ON AND ROLLING, BAYBAY!!!

In this episode, Al is feeling especially cheery, rambunctious, and inspired. As such, he jumps gleefully from topic to topic, including:

- Action movies and internet discussions around them

- Really bad voice over acting and dialogue in video games

- Voice acting, acting for cringey commercials, and dumb observations about acting in general

- A philosophical observation or two on politics, and the nature of freedom

- The creepy things rappers do that somehow pass as cool

- Positive vibes, and words to live by

In this one, Al Val embraces their crappy state of mind and explores their own procrastination and self-loathing. But it's not all sad! Al also talks a lot of trans/genderbendy stuff, like "passing", male-pattern baldness, BREASTFORMS(!!) and trans dating apps. This one gets real personal.

SORRY THERE'S NO EPISODE ONE, THAT WILL REMAIN A WEIRD, EXCLUSIVE (TWO-PART) PILOT EPISODE YOU CAN ONLY FIND ON SOUNDCLOUD.

Al picks up RIGHT where they left off and explores an abundance of topics, including: