Lobster Peterson is Wentworth Miller's gaming debut, and Yoko Taro wants you to know it.

With bafflingly little having happened during our hiatus, the Indie Haven Podcast crew are forced to rely on Profound Psychological Concepts™ to generate content. So tidy your rooms and prepare to be judged as we discuss HILARIOUS sports footage, fantastic new gameshow ideas, the Bitcoin police and - for those who'd prefer something a bit more 'on-topic' - we reflect on how the power dynamic has shifted in recent years as Call of Duty, arguably the most influential game series of the previous console generation, finds itself jumping on a bandwagon that was ostensibly kicked off by an updated ARMA 2 mod.

You're thinking about how much you want to **** the Warlord, aren't you?

Welcome to the Elodie's Room Convention Centre hosting this year's premier convention for interesting things i happen to have in arms reach while we're recording, Elodie's Room Rezzed 2018! In this years show you'll be able to experience a feature length episode of the Indie Haven Podcast where we basically only talk about one thing for over an hour! I'm Elodie Cunningham, reporting live from ERR18 at the ERCC, signing out.

It's time for another fun-filled podcast with the Indie Haven cre-

WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO MY WONDERFUL AND NEVER-ENDING BROADCAST. WHY LISTEN TO SUCH BASE TRITE AS PODCASTS WHEN YOU CAN SHARE IN THE DELIGHTFUL EXPERIENCE OF I, METTATON OF THE POPULAR INDIE GAME SANS UNDERTALE, AS I GRACE YOUR UNWORTHY SCREENS FOR ALL ETERNITY! SIT BACK AND ENJOY DARLINGS, FOR THIS SHOW WILL NEVER BE OVER!

We're back from our harrowing experiences fighting the forces of Granny Pengis on the moon, and we're ready to talk about them there video games! In other news, we discuss unionisation, add a less savoury addendum to our previous Warframe sugar-talk, and unveil Josh's latest creation! Get ready for year two of the Indie Haven Podcast!

In today's episode, we have a very exciting guest interview with Quite, AKA Wajosh, from the lovely folks over at r/SeaOfGreed! Additionally, we go in-depth on our experiences with Digital Extremes' sci-fi loot em up, Warframe, and hear some harrowing news about the clowns Elodie put in the sea for Josh way back. You won't want to miss this one!

What's happened in the past 3 weeks? Everything and nothing. Grummy Bones is setting things right on the Pengis front while we struggle desperately to claw anything newsworthy out of the blank void of near nothingness that's permeated the indie game scene for the last month. How will we find catharsis but in the warm embrace of floppy dongs and Mettaton?

I'm very tired.

Did you know that we're best friends with superstar DJ here we go Eminem? Well we sure didn't 'til he asked us to help him workshop his new hit single "Mum's Banana." Additionally, Humble Bundle puts out what could better b described as a Scumble Bundle (I'm funny shut up) and a Pokémon with a head on its ass turns family friendly farm-fest Stardew Valley into a dirty dirty sex boy game. What will we do when the Blessed comes a knockin'? Find out in this Episode of the Indie Haven Podcast.

2018 is finally here, and with it comes a reflection on the past year. This means looking back on our favourite indie titles of 2017, as well as revealing the answers to some of the pressing shark questions we dealt with on our blast episode, and, of course, an examination of the state of the Indie Haven Podcast canon at large. Additionally, the ever-twisting tale of Steam's incredibly baffling awards finally reaches its thrilling conclusion just in time for us to meet with an old trickster frenemy. Happy new year!

Deck the halls with sharks and ratfolk, because it's time once again for the Indie Haven Podcast!

Details of the Steam Awards nominations return from the ether and... basically still don't explain all that much. Gundham Tanaka from Danganronpa 2 gives Josh a Christmas quest to find the true champion of the seas, Malcolm Sounsbury arrives from Swindon to make a grand appearance, and Gal Gun shows us all the true cost of knickers.

But more important than any of that is the all-consuming question that even Bing cannot answer...

What exactly IS a Smenguloid?