Podsten Dunstcast

Andrew Fleming is the (auteur?) director of Hamlet 2, and also Dick. This movie gets a lot of mileage out of the President's chosen abbreviation for Richard. And it turns out we don't know much about history. RIP to the actor who plays Betsy's brother, Larry; he died in a cocoon of cum. And that's comedy.

Lapsed Lutheran, returning guest, and lead singer of The Lowcocks - Anne Oakley - meets Josh and Mal in Mount Rose, MN for the Sarah Rose Cosmetics American Teen Princess Pageant. Is Allison Janney THE BEST supporting actress? Isn't it great how women are so much funnier than men? This episode is sponsored by Miller Lite and RogerEbert.com.

Danny an Mal co-co-host in this episode! It's a movie for preteens about a heroic bear (called Grandfather?) who co-opts a caricature of an indigenous man in his quest for justice against against the poachers who killed his sister. Featuring real-life bad guy Zachary Ty Bryan! I cannot stress this enough: WE ARE NOT GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT INSENSITIVE FILMS!!!!

Jerilyn Jordan (disgraced writer, Swayzepod alumnus, and prior Kirsten Dunst lookalike) joins the pod while we cover a Kirsten Dunst classic about how a mom can do damage to her daughters. Or is it? The feminine gaze meets the male perspective in Sofia Copolla's directorial debut.

Assassin's Creed: Holocaust Edition. Jo [Forest Bakery] rejoins the boys at the work camp that is No One Work Here podcasts. Why is this movie taught in schools? Featuring disturbing conclusions about living in a post-genocide society.

The Dunst Boys try to get to the bottom of why we have so many Tom Sawyer adaptations. This one is a poorly animated surprise musical! It's bad at talking about slavery, and so are we. Talk about whitewashing a fence. Shout out to Jim French!

AKA Strike! and AKA All I Wanna Do. Mal co-hosts this episode about a girl's ensemble flick, where we're joined by Anne an Pickle to figure out exactly why Harvey Weinstein killed this movie. It's based on a true story about an all-girls Canadian boarding school, and the girls who took control of their education.

Pressure The Lowcocks to moonlight as a Josie and the Pussycats cover band! https://www.thelowcocks.com/

Little guy expert, Shane Stroud, regales us with his boundless knowledge. It's a pretty good follow-up to Gremlins, and has something to say about the toy-to-military-industrial-complex pipeline! Shane even pitches the perfect sequel. Is this Kirsten's first movie where she's the girl prize?

Happy Christmas! Santa got you Part 3 of Kirsten's 6-episode arc on ER. Reintroducing: Dr. AIDS (actually a Physician's Assistant), The Other Two Black Doctors (one serious, one seriously sad), and Dr. Foxy Doyle (she helps a battered woman get to safety!). Charlie and Dr. Dog conspire to ruin Dr. Nurse Carol's Christmas. Good riddance to Dr. Lewis. We hope that Arizona is treating her well, and glad she got away from The Most Divorced Man on Earth. And of course, Merry Cuckmas to him and his formerly-homeless dog!

Another in the short collection of Soviet-era short, animated features. This one has the same source material as Frozen! It's a Matryoshka doll of a story