Podsten Dunstcast

Y'all ever try to make a video game and end up making a movie instead? Maybe it makes more sense in French

It should've been a comedy. That would have been brave. Instead it took 20 years to write. Those 20 years could've been spent on more Bill & Ted

Imagine a man, but with the powers of a spider. Imagine 100 Green Goblin gliders flying over a mountaintop toward your insurgent army. Imagine fully wasting the talents of a prolific former child actor and turning her into a pretty trophy for our Spider-Hero. Imagine Kirsten Dunst getting something to do in this movie. Camilla is back with her beau, Tom, to imagine this and more.

AKA All Forgotten (probably a better title). the things we (and Nick Stahl [whom isn't dead, by the way]) do for the love of Kirsten Dunst

Grandpa Gilmore is William Randolph Hearts, and Kirsten Dunst is his erstwhile mistress. They're on a party boat with Cary Elwes, Eddie Izzard, and Jennifer Tilly. Someone is dying, and it's not whom you'd think! Introducing D.K. Bolterstein, J. Young Boi, and M.K. Ultra! It's a historical cromedy of epic proportions. Everybody - CHARLESTON (aka watch Eddington on HBO)!

Kirsten is playing a tragic party girl who falls in love with the right guy in this totally-racially-sensitive TV movie directed by the man who originally played Billy Hazard on the 80's epic civil war miniseries, North & South

A kind-of-fun Shakespeare "adaptation" with a loaded cast. Martin Short shines as an egomaniacal high school theater director, and Kirsten shoots Colin Hanks in the chest with a crossbow.. It's an installment in the "let's make Kirsten sing on-screen even though it makes her uncomfortable" series. But it's no Hamlet 2.

It's story-ception in this not-so-good but definitely memorable Canadian art film. Another young-adult film, another curse. Another set of star-crossed lovers. We are SO BACK baby

Kirsten Dunst and Jimmy Fallon are going to host the 2001 MTV Movie Awards!!! Kirsten doesn't win for "Best Musical Dance Sequence, but she'll be back in 2003 for Best Kiss! Danny is riding the strugglebus, so if you know him, send him some love. I hope you're all getting ready for Spider-Man!

It's better than you'd expect! We'll be back soon with more Dunst movies!!

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