Once Kirsten Dunst gets her hands on a feature-length movie to direct, it's over for you hoes

Everyone's seen The Jinx, but what about the movie that started it all? Ryan Gosling plays the gurgling murderer, Kirsten Dunst plays his missing wife, and Nick Offerman plays her brother. Returning champions, Pickle and Jo, play true crime experts. tune in the patreon.com/nooneworkhere next week for our commentary on the commentary

PSA: DUE TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, SUBWAY IS NO LONGER A GOOD SOURCE OF VEGETABLES

AKA Kirsten Dunst's cover of The Vapours' Turning Japanese, created for Takashi Murakami's Pop Life: Art in a Modern World installation at The Tate Modern. It's about the history of art as commerce!

A movie about a dumb and mean journalist with a heart of gold (?). Also, a pig, a Chihuahua, Jeff Bridges, and Megan Fox are there. Kirsten, what were you doing?

Pat Urso (newly-wed, longtime friend, and former bandmate) joins the boys (and super-producer Bud) to talk about the most interesting Spider-Man movie. Mary Jane, paradoxically, finally gets a chance to shine while Peter makes it all about himself. How will Kirsten Dunst leverage these films moving forward? FIND OUT in the future of Podsten Dinstcast

hello. Kirsten Dunst directed a film or two. here's one. ghosts represent... something. Kirsten Dunst, if you're listening, write in at [email protected]

Sofia Coppola's life is kind of like being raised in Versailles, right? Mal brings some historical context and also her impeccable French accent, all so we can understand a montage movie about the vapidity of palace life.

It's important to show that your suicycle wouldn't actually work. Big swing, regardless (the suicide machine, not the movie)

We're working hard on That's My Monster, so enjoy our coverage of the newest movie in the Spider-Man's-girlfriend-plays-tennis trilogy! Another perfectly bisexual movie for our biweekly podcast. Reminder: bisexuality isn't edgy, it's the norm.