If Wishes Were Horses, Beggars Would Ride
If wishes were horses
We’d all ride
Why just the beggars?
And what, pray tell me, will the kings do?
‘Cause they don’t do much else
Do they?
And again, the horse may not be
On your side
And, you might well be left holding the reins
Of a horse that is not inside
The stable
The one that bolted
With only you to blame
You to chide.
And so, even if they were horses
You may not be served well at all
You could, perhaps, stumble at the first hurdle
Then, softly fall.
Wishes are a bit wishy-washy, you know
Kind of ‘iffy’
Like, if the day turned to another day
Minus the night
Or, if the sun rose without its normal light
Wishes, too, tend to border on the extreme
Like a tiger at play with a tadpole in a stream
Or dinner with an angel in the Garden of Eden.
No apple trees, just heavenly breeze
And a handshake, nay, an elbow rub
With the Lord himself
The one who owns the garden
Where the apple was eaten
By man or woman or, maybe
A baby.
Wishes are like dreams
That seldom come true
Interpretations notwithstanding
Or, even with sitting
But, if they do
’Twas not because of your wish
But because I earned the Lord’s ire
And so, to feel good, the Good Lord
Granted you your desire
Your silly wish!
What if your wish chose the wrong horse?
You asked for a pink dress
And the horse disliked pink
You, now with work to do
To think
Would blue work better?
Or, my horse might prefer green
What a puzzle, what a scene
And all for one silly wish
And one ‘wishy’ horse.
Better sit where you are
With the bowl in your hand.
Why, uselessly, stand?
Whatever else you do
Don’t ever ride that ‘horse’,
Much nicer to enjoy life’s race
From the grandstand.
Buy your seat, then
Let your horse
Hit the middle stump
Pick up the wicket
Nay, the jackpot
Remember, you need to show the ticket.