Point Break Minute

Bodhi sneaks up on Tyler and kisses her. Utah looks on. Apologies for the audio quality! It gets a bit a better in the second half. Our guest had some great insights, so I salvaged what I could. Guest: Simon Irving Recommendations: The Punisher, The Disaster Artist, JSA

With great excitement, we OFFICIALLY welcome the man himself, Patrick Swayze, to the movie. To be clear, I AM SAD for the victims of Steven Seagal, I’m just not sad that it’s him in particular. Guest: Elliott White Recommendations: Logan Lynn, Terrace House, Creep

Utah and Tyler continue the training montage, and splash water at each other. Then Utah sees something INCREDIBLE. Guest: Elliott White Recommendations: Bee Movie, Force Majeure, Let The Right One In

Tyler continues teaching Utah to surf, and some jerks laugh at them. It just comes back to butts every time. Guest: Elliott White Recommendations: Thirst Aid Kit, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Swiss Army Man

Utah concludes his heart sobbing monologue, and then we cut to the beach where Tyler teaches him to surf. We finally have a guest who can talk about surfing to some extent. Who would you cast along with Patrick Stewart in ‘Point Break: The Later Years’? Guest: Sam Harris from optimisticgamerblog.com Recommendations: iZombie, Only Yesterday, and Green Room

Utah delivers a soulful monologue to Tyler, and Sheryl Crow plays on. Guest: Sam Harris Recommendations: Doom, Annihilation, and I’m Not Scared

Utah meets Tyler at her work and wants her to teach him to surf. We discuss Sheryl Crow, shrimp AND fries, and The Sexiest Man Alive controversy. Guest: Sam Harris Recommendations: John Wick, Bullitt, and Goon.

Tyler finishes pulling her jorts up and drives away, and Utah looks her up in the database. This episode includes the Great Zoboomafoo Tangent, a lot about Murren’s childhood, and more gender-swap casting choices for our Point Break Disney Channel lesbian reboot. Guest: Avi Kool Recommendations: Anomalisa, The Black Tapes podcast, The Fourth Kind

Tyler continues to chew out Utah, then leaves him on the beach. He tells her his name, but she doesn’t care. For the first time, a guest prefers Keanu over Swayze, and we start talking about who would play Utah in a gender-swap remake. Correction: Jean Claude Van Damme was the 5th nominee for Most Desirable Male in ‘92. William Baldwin wasn’t nominated until ’94. Guest: Avi Kool Recommendations: Simply Complicated, Thor: Ragnarok, Lady Vengeance

Tyler Ann Endicott saves Utah from drowning, then really chews him out. We get into the score, composed by Mark Isham, then discuss Lori Petty and the character of Tyler. Guest: Niall McGowan from Bat Minute ‘89 Recommendations: Ingrid Goes West, Event Horizon, Sunshine, The Trip Washed In Sunshine: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPD-9iEsoDQ