Poison Control

Poison Control

By Captain Lindsey, Master Charlie, Director EthanLeisure
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Poison Control episodes

  • Make a Wish Episode With One of Our Biggest Fans!

    Coffee! Botero Coffee Company! As a wise woman named Lindsey once said “Columbian Coffee from Columbia”. If you don’t like this coffee grow up, and drink better coffee…Nerds

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    The pre-harvest podcast released post-harvest has lots to talk about!

    Special guest, one of our biggest fans -Justine

    Charlie and Lindsey get hostile…shocker

    Justine is a baller live from Total Wines, Zooms in during his ”date”

    Ethan’s special friend and our producer Kyla chimes in as well. 

    Ethan pays great attention!

    Justine calls out Lindsey for “excellent geography skills”

    How would you build your cheese board?

    Both the material and the types of cheese you should  use

    Justine is the passenger princess

    We meet Fillet, Justine’s special friend

    Justine hypes the PC ego

    Ethan "really" wants us to move back

    PC moves to SLO?!

    I'm still waiting on Justine’s tasting notes of his 3 wines.

    Animesh!

    Who the hell is putting pepper jack on their shark cootchie board

    At about the 23-minute mark Charlie and Lindsey have a dispute, who was right?

    Lindsey's attempt at sun-dried tomatoes, Ethan’s tomato knowledge is very vast

    Lindsey is eating raw pancetta!

    This is a wine podcast, we’re going to talk about wine

    Ninja turtles! and artists that were named after the turtles.

    Umbrian Wines, Sagrantino is the most tannic wine around.

    DOCG Montefalco Sagrantino is one of the most tannic wines Italy produces

    Back to Lamborghini tractors… Fiat bulldozer?! Crazy stuff in Italy

    Lindsey’s Big Gameplan…You can’t steal it though, because it's HER idea and we said we would cut it.

    Ethan gets confused 

    Charlie salts the Great Lakes?

    Charlie went to the Smash Mouth Concert in Roseburg 

    “Hey all you fourth graders out there, you get to go back to school and tell your friends that you went to the Smash Mouth Concert and they played the Shrek Song!” -Smash Mouth 

    Charlie in the stands 👀 “What about the 28-year-olds??

    Carbonic Maceration

    Ethan hates American wines non Vitis vinifera.

    Kyla cleans the apartment

    Wine spritz? the new thing?

    Lindsey takes a stand…No

    Please Send us the best and funniest photos from your harvest!

    1 hr 1 min
  • What weirdos are drinking Non-Alcoholic beverages?!

    Coffee! Botero Coffee Company! As a wise woman named Lindsey once said “Columbian Coffee from Columbia”. If you don’t like this coffee grow up, and drink better coffee…Nerds

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    We’re now A Soccer Podcast…Futbol, England vs Spain Euro Cup

    Frech Manners?

    Prohibition is still causing problems, who would’ve thought

    Lindsey is much better at history than Geography

    Charlie is wrong?! No way, Impossible

    Farmer Charlie is checking the vines for emotional damage

    Lindsey is extra grumpy today

    More sparkling wine!

    English Bubbles!

    Shut up and eat your bread

    Low/no alcohol beverages …losers

    Charlie doesn’t understand Non-Alcoholic wines

    Midwest parties

    Lindsey has some skewed data she’s looking at

    Lindsey learned ONE thing in Economics

    Happy and sad booze

    Is David Beckham a GOAT? Better than Neymar? Does Charlie really know what he’s talking about

    Rioja wines! 

    30 min
  • Prosecco vs. Champagne...Choose your fighter

    Charlie is live from Ore-gON, Ethan is in Napa, and who really knows where Lindsey is at the moment as she frolics through Europe.

    Lindsey has some questionable takes on this episode

    When is it too late to say Happy New Year?

    Forbes summer wine trends 

    > Better for you wines

    > New Zealand Sauvy B

    > Italian wines and Prosecco 

    > Bubbles

    > Wine cocktails 

    > Alternative containers 

    Calories in wine 

    Dandelion wines?

    Dandelion root is really good for you

    Prosecco vs Champagne… Choose your fighter.

    Lindsey needs to work on her Champagne facts… “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” - Principle from Billy Madison

    Wine juice boxes?!

    Charlie’s work - Abacela, Oregon’s hidden gem

    Farmer Charlie…hates mornings

    Cougar juice

    Ethan did NOT win an olive tree

    Jam Cellars clever names

    Good Reds for the heat of summer

    Is Chilling your reds in?

    Charlie has changed his mind about orange wine…sike it still sucks  

    Has Lindsey gotten better at geography?

    Tokaj wines 

    What is biodynamics?

    53 min
  • Ethan's return
    • Special guest Ethan
    • Lindsey Finally got a mic.
    • Spicy food and wine pairings
    • Charlie gets into sourdough
    • Charlie's Buns
    • Inappropriate corporation names
    • Napa arrests?
    • Chirping Llinsey is all it takes to get her to drink
    • Ethan talks Napa drama
    • Some Celebrity wines
    • Ethan's farming routine
    • The wine scale grading system
    • and more...


    • 1 hr 8 min
    • Live from Paris!

      Lindsey and Charlie record another live episode. This one comes from a Marriot bar while sipping on one of the best espresso martini's made by our new friend Yogesh (bartender at the Marriot). We talk about WineExpo. We visited Sicily. Then we ventured to Spain and tried some monestral. Headed on over to Austria and tried some Gruner Veltliner, with a winemaker who does some crazy things with her wines. Next went to the land of Charlie's ancestors (Greece) and crushed some ouzo and maztika. We then kick back and talk to our new best friend, Yogesh, who had a lot to talk about.

      37 min
    • Corks, Port, and French Dorks
      • Lindsey is addicted to Gossip Girl
      • Charlie Parties
      • WE HAVE QUESTIONS!
      • The truth about corks
      • More Port
      • Peacocks
      • Lindsey loves farm animals
      • Charlie is a history dork
      • Indiana’s state grape
      • Midwest is good at wine?
      • Thanks Aunt Holly!
      • The wines Charlie is studying
      • The wines from the Loire  
      • Appretivo
      • Sophie is a great person to travel with
      • Alban’s mother is a saint
      • 35 min
      • Season 2 We're Back!
        • Lindsey loses her phone
        • Does Lindsey really know anything about port?
        • Lindsey always gets thrown into liquids
        • Lindsey thinks you’re dumb
        • Champagne from California, the best around!
        • Don’t start with sweet wine
        • Europeans love digestives
        • Lions Score! Lindsey is a hater
        • Chocolate wine vs Chocolate liquor 
        • Port dorks
        • Lions are going to the Super Bowl 
        • Lindsey’s girl math
        • Tiles in Portugal
        • Lindsey is making Thanksgiving dinner?
        • Lindsey’s mom is so much cooler than her
        • Charlie’s mom is a beauty
        • Charlie’s Lingo 101 = beauty
        • Be nice to your mom
        • French served alcoholic beverages in schools until 1956
        • USA is the top wine consumer 
        • Port and tonics
        • Lindsey still  sucks with directions
        • Lindsey is extra musty
        • Charlie gets French Children?
        • Ben Franklin says drink your wine. 

        • Charlie has a squeaky desk and put his phone in a terrible spot, we apologize for the poor sound quality

          43 min
        • The forgotten one
          • Zucchini wine made by Lindsey.
          • Mead.
          • Horizontal wine tanks ... stupid.
          • Charlie the safety captain?
          • Surprise showing from Charlie's Landlord Jett.
          • Lindsey is super loud ... Wrong.
          • Yountville has E. Coli?
          • What's the Wine Region of the Year?
          • Ethan + Charlie's bowling career?
          • Lindsey and her damn wind chimes.
          • What do the British call Arugula?
          • Camping is not for Charlie.
          • Tick safety 101.
          • Crazy Pompeii tour guide.
          • Veggie facts.
          • 51 min

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          This is a podcast about wine... etc. It almost always turns into friends just shooting the shit about some random topics. So grab a glass (or bottle) of wine, and come listen to some of the dumbest…