Poison Control

Poison Control

By Captain Lindsey, Master Charlie, Director EthanLeisure
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Poison Control episodes

  • These young folks don't like wine like they used too.

    On this episode:

    • Lindsey has a MerLOT from Orin Swift.
    • Charlie drinks a Pinot Blanc from Etude.
    • Ethan has peanuts.
    • Vinho Verde is good af.
    • Wine thieves steal $700,000 worth of wine from LA wine shop...they Oceaned 11 that bitch.
    • Pet Nats= HATE.
    • The Great Mead Competition of 2021.
    • Texas Wine regions.
    • Cab Franc.
    • Ice Wine.
    • Ethan really enjoys his nutz.
    • Arizona has bad porn.
    • Petrified Forests don't live up to the hype.


      • 1 hr 2 min
    • OUR FIRST GUEST(s)

      On this episode, we have our first 2 guests!

      Part 1

      The guests are Alban + Romane, 2 of Charlie's classmates.

      They both come from this weird place...I believe it's called France.

      • Alban smashes some wine glasses.
      • Charlie was a nerd.
      • Ethan tours the Red Light district with his family.
      • Europe's 2-buck chuck?
      • Charlie and Alban share a bed next semester?!?
      • East Coast needs to man up, Napa turns orange every fire season...rookies
      • Space wine.
      • Grapes on Mars?
      • Our favorite wines/wine regions.
      • Still figuring out our Mic issues
      • Europe wine prices vs. Murica wine prices.
      • Ice Wine!
      • Charlie speaks French now!



        • 54 min
      • Wine made with Meteorites, Penis Wine?, Vegan's are the worst.

        This episode is all about wine...

        • Lindsey drinks smart water for her performance last week.
        • We go to school with Charlie.
        • Cordon vs. Guyot training of vines.
        • Machine Harvesting of the grapes.
        • Would you rather...
        • Microphone difficulties.
        • Music changes your opinion about wine.
        • Charlie's Orange label theory.
        • Are sulfites the real enemy?
        • Meteor Wine.
        • Magical Penis Wine.
        • Wine made with feces?
        • Is there a monopoly for rabbis making Kosher wine?
        • Words are hard.
        • What does Lindsey hate this week?
        • St. Helena Happy Hours.
        • Charlie Cyclones a beer!
        • Sleep in an old wine cask.
        • The prequel to cocaine bear.




          • 1 hr 5 min
        • We discover the cure to cancer?!, St. Helena Serial Killer
          There was a lot of content in this episode...the 2 parts
          Does wine cure cancer?!
          Chef Charlie is far superior then Chef Lindsey.
          The only thing to do in Indiana.
          Toxic things in the wine industry...Somms.
          Wine marketing...Just be better.
          Does Jeff Bezos know wine?
          Mark Zuckerburg fights high schoolers.
          Sea-aged wines.
          Is Missouri the next Napa?
          New Trend: Jalapenos in Rose.
          Ethan's dad was in a band.
          1 hr 1 min
        • Pet-it Si-rah, Grape Smugglers and Wine Murders

          This is our best episode to date, we somewhat figured our shit out and stayed on track

          We talk about:

          • Charlie had a terrible day.
          • Ethan discovers what a bucket of beer is.
          • Napa grape smuggler.
          • Petit Sirah.
          • Lindsey has some strong opinions about big cities.
          • Lamborghini Tractors.
          • Turkish wine region.
          • DETROIT vs Everybody.
          • Hot things Hot!
          • Wine Murder.
          • Chef Lindsey.
          • Wines that aren't meant to age.

            • Please email us your stupid questions, dumb comments, and your dull concerns at [email protected]

            CHEERS!


            1 hr 2 min
          • Italian Wines, Cows vs. Sharks, and Cocaine Wine?!?

            In this Episode, Ethan decided to be "productive" and didn't join us.

            We Discuss

            • Italian wine, regions, grapes, and much more.
            • White Claw vs Truly
            • How the Antinori family increases their grip on Napa.
            • Lindsey doesn't understand heritage.
            • Cow murderers?
            • The Vintage Master's Program.
            • Bad drivers are the worst.




              • 58 min

            About Poison Control

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            This is a podcast about wine... etc. It almost always turns into friends just shooting the shit about some random topics. So grab a glass (or bottle) of wine, and come listen to some of the dumbest…