Poke The Mapache

Darren and Levi decide to revisit an old episode format rather than try something new and creative. How blasé. Why don't you try something original for once, you hacks?

On today's episode, our heroes will be discussing their favorite YouTube channel, song, poem, and junk food!

 

More information on the favorite picks below:

https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/MatthewPatrick13/featured

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44272/the-road-not-taken

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51003/as-i-ebbd-with-the-ocean-of-life

https://www.kimjunggius.com/

Everyone is quarantined. Time to talk about viruses! Today, there are two parts to the episode. First, A Letter from the Editor: Coronavirus in our Lives!

Second, a movie discussion by Darren and Levi on Contagion, 2011. Starts at 10:16.

For an estimate of deaths caused by the 2009 Swine Flu pandemic:

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(12)70121-4/fulltext

For information on the WHO report on MERS Coronavirus, 

https://www.who.int/emergencies/mers-cov/risk-assessment-july-2017.pdf

For information on up to date coronavirus cases and deaths around the world:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

 

Please stay safe and practice social distancing during this very turbulent time. Wash your hands and stay home! Have a great day!

On this episode of Rice and Spice, our stars play a game of Movie Mix & Match! The premise is simple: if you could remake any movie, using new actors and a new director, how would you do it? Darren and Levi have to use the following categories to complete their reboot. 

Film to remake, Leading Actor, Supporting Actor, Director, Featured song.

I don't think I explained the game very well, but my shortcomings to explain the game are compensated by my natural good looks.

Stay safe, wash your hands, don't touch your face!

Darren and Levi discuss the recent Academy Award winning motion picture, Parasite! What will our intrepid duo say about this recent behemoth of cinema? What are some other films that recently won the Academy Award for Best Picture? What is the best Guy Ritchie film? All this and more on today's episode of Rice and Spice! 

 

Remember, for best results, dentists recommend brushing before and after every meal, or at least twice a day. Toothpaste is effective in the prevention of plaque, cavities, and bad breath.

Guess what? Levi is not Darren's only friend! On today's epsidoe, Bogosi will join Darren on Rice and Spice, hurrah! It's the cross-over that everyone has been clamoring for!

 

Darren and Bogosi chat about reasons to play World of Warcraft, the frustrations of online team-mates, and crayon worker rights! Crayons must unite! Fight the oppression of the bourgeoisie! Art is for the people!

On today's episode, Darren and Levi decide to tackle RottenTomatoes.com! Our heroes talk about the TomatoMeter score for movies, the divide between critics and audience members, and the last name: Dusan.

 

Even if it sounds like these guys are arguing, they are just violently agreeing with one another. Nothing is more sad than listening to two monkeys fight over a banana that neither of them want. Oh well. Enjoy the show!

Levi recommended a movie to Darren and they decided to do a podcast about it! The movie is Bright, filled with gunfights, special effects, and plot holes!

Can a film be filled with plot holes? A plot hole is empty so you cannot fill a space with a plot hole. Perhaps the better saying is riddled with plot holes.

Sorry this episode is so long. I will, henceforth, institute a two-hour episode time limit! No single episode may exceed this two-hour limit, or I will personally banish Darren and Levi into the Shadow Realm!

On today's episode of Rice and Spice, Darren and Levi share a list of their favorite movies, albums, television shows, video games, and anything in between!

Caution! Excessive rambling contained in this episode. Extreme caution is advised. You have been warned.

Darren and Levi embark on a quest for knowledge! Today's episode will push Levi to the very limits of his trivia prowess. How will our contestant fair on tonight's episode of Rice and Spice: Big Trivia Challenge!

 

According to the internet, my gangsta name would be: Broken Bull Dodga. Word.

Have you ever taken the time to organize all the Star Wars episodes from worst to best in ascending order? If not, fret not! Darren and Levi discuss their Star Wars lists on today's fantastic episode of Rice and Spice!

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