The campaign is a violent joke, and we couldn't stop laughing at the worst 1-minute infomercials ever. Trust us though, there is a serious conversation in this episode. #myEdward

Kevin is out today, so Michael Wimbush took the reigns as my co-host. we talked American History and Race Relations going back before even the Revolutionary War. Which lead to one of the most calm and educating conversations on this show that we've had in years. We also got to explain from the beginning the inside joke behind the new hashtag #myEdward. Which with whole-heartedly encourage everyone to use in their everyday conversations.

George Zimmerman sold the gun used to murder an unarmed child for $140,000. Why? Because he cited it as a genuine piece of American History. Between that and Trump, Loren's brain is ready to explode. And there are no words we can use to describe this episode that won't get us booted off iTunes. Enjoy.

We need you to listen to this whole episode. It's important. It's a podcast, take your time. But we spent months waiting for the right time to finally do this show. We needed it to hit critical mass. The entire planet is watching this. At this point, it's sickening. Trump was a joke, and now the joke went WAY too far. One terrorist attack and Trump is president. You think about that. Maul it over. If you support Trump, let me tell you, it says more about you than it does of him.

This is one of those episodes where our 28 loyal listeners will find it hilarious... While the other couple hundred that tune in to every show might find it as baffling as Andy Kaufman reading Of Mice and Men for 90min. To anybody who just discovered this show and has NEVER listened to it before, we might actually recommend possibly skipping it and checking out another episode first. Come back later and you'll understand why its only really funny if you've been around for quite a while. Sometimes you just have to blow off some steam.

Carnival Barkers and freak shows. Iowa and New Hampshire. You know what that means... Time to start placing bets like a true degenerate. Iowa is the first inning, and you know the difference between a Caucus and a Cactus?? At least with a Cactus you know the pricks are on the outside.

Recorded 10-25-15, this episode was supposed to be released months ago. Originally titled #20lbsOfGlitter - We urge you to get that trending on twitter as we come up with the absolutely worst ways to so delightfully make use of a bathtub full of glitter in the most malevolent ways possible.

Special Guest host Jennifer Briney of Congressional Dish. We are live in an undisclosed location deep within Chicago's Miracle Mile. Got an idea, lets pick each other's brains for an hour and see who walks away with the most dignity. Amazing already.

Next week we are recording a live show with Jennifer Briney of Congressional Dish. And trust me, it's going to be a scene. Until then, we racked up the points on the week that was. And there's loaded question!!!

We always expected the 2016 GOP race to be a circus. We just never expected it to be a zoo. This amount of unruly sh!t is enough to make you gag. So we spent an hour distinguishing the batsh!t from the horse sh!t. All that remained is elephant dung. Go figure.