Politically Charged Mischief

Ok y'all, what's the play. Pizza Hut, Dominoes, or Papa Johns? Also, if you're about a week behind on Syrian news, we've got the breakdown for you. Never claimed to be a current events podcast so quit your b*******. Some fun side topics on Malcolm Nance and Trent Telenko (namely, stay in your lanes fellas). Lots of small topics too. Movie rec of the week: Hunt for Red October.

Another ep is in the pipeline, stay the course. Damascus has fallen. Send word to Saladin, Jerusalem has arrived.

Prime numbers. Mav is low energy (full NPR host status), Hitman is recovering from the plague. And boy we cannot seem to dig out of the darkness. Dig in, pour something warm and cozy, cuz Antarctica conspiracies are on the menu. Coupled with brutal kidnappings, torture (sorry, enhanced interrogation), and assassinations. Some lighter moments can be found with military equipment naming nomenclature (looking at you, M1). But then it dives back into the depths with ICBMs (or IRBMs depending on who your mechanic is), nukes, and how to survive the apocalypse. Fun times. We hope you enjoy your hot shower after listening.

ICBM video: https://x.com/crispSV/status/1859865368241766848

Nuke on a city video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=5iPH-br_eJQ

Blurred Antarctica coordinates: https://www.google.com/maps/place/70°10'39.6%22S+87°49'29.0%22E/@-70.0976873,86.3174314,335835m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d-70.177653!4d87.824707?hl=en&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MTEyNC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

Good clean ep. A lil talk on North Korea (take a guess what those boys are up to on social media), plus what happens if we invade Mexico. Are UFOs real?

Go birds

Riots, tear gas, tasers, where are we going. Some weird stuff ahead. How do you feel about Puerto Rico and tax evasion (unrelated)? Lots of chatter on North Korea, some looks at South Korea’s mighty military industrial complex, and some of Russia’s shitty attempts at weapons mods (see title). Make America LO again. 

Still no retaliation from Iran…guess they’re scared wiffout the SA20s

This one's a blur. Wow. The usual topics accompanied by some light boozing. Sanity check for y'all: if we're not making sense by the end, you didn't have enough to drink along the way. Try to keep up.

Hitman SPECIAL Stats:

Strength: 3

Perception: 3

Endurance: 2

Charisma: 6

Intelligence: 5

Agility: 2

Luck: 1

Maverick SPECIAL Stats:

Strength: 2

Perception: 4

Endurance: 1

Charisma: 7

Intelligence: 6

Agility: 2

Luck: 1

Happy Monday. Bit of a random ep, just chatting spy shit, sleeper cells, gray zone competition. Short bit about Ismail Qaani and his potential fates, TBD. If you're into it, look up schuylkill notes and Toynbee tiles and send us your best theories.

Real life look at North Korea (spoiler alert, it sucks): https://www.boredpanda.com/smuggled-out-photos-north-korea-eric-lafforgue/

Battleships rule. Why did we stop building them? Hop in for a mania-fueled episode with the fellas, talking Israel (absolutely clapping Hezbollah cheeks lately), Russia (absolutely clapping their own cheeks lately), the DOD (CENSORED), and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Oh and hurricanes. And hurricane conspiracies. But are they conspiracies if they're out there controlling the weather? Only you can decide.

Self-fact check: Hezbollah is *technically* a political party. But let's be honest, we all know they're terrorists first.

Yes, this one is late. We know, you don't need to tell us. Due to the sensitive topics (movie reviews) discussed, we needed extra time to edit out the spicy stuff. Lucky number 13

We finally get the artist formerly known as Topper to join for a reunion episode. Delve deep with us, as the dwarves did in Moria (too deep), for a wholesome episode of talk about ICBMs prematurely busting in their solos, exploding pagers in Lebanon (we ran the numbers it checks out), phony reaper shootdowns, sick time travel movies, and fast forward to ~40min to listen to retard math on mass conversions. Finally, the big one, the one you’ve all been waiting for: real professional analysis on The Land of Bad. Want to know how jacked up this movie is? Stay with us now, we’ll get there. You might also get some theories on Ryan Routh (alleged Trump assassin), and more importantly, what has ol Diddy been up to? 

America rocks. Anyone who says otherwise is misled by the communist agenda. Very Navy-heavy episode. Starlink on a ship, captains being fired, USS Theodore Roosevelt, some light Master and Commander references. 9/11, evolution of battlefield medicine

Self fact check. Germ theory was definitely not in 1900s 

You want drones? We've got drones (or sUAS for you purists). Thermite drones, helicopters shooting drones, drones shooting people, worker bee drones (ok fibbing) on that one. Basically anything drone-related that is coming out of Ukraine, Russia, or Israel rn. 

Just for funnies, we should think about getting some Venezuelan gangsters on here to share their side of the story. Gotta be a better guest than Tucker interviewing that Hitler fan…