Politically Corrected

This episode is being uploaded a week late -- apologies.  Here is your companion bonus episode for ep. 30 - The Business End of a Sausage.

Huzzah!  

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We pay tribute in the beginning to George Floyd and all the unrest and pain in the world right now.  And in light of tragedy, we do our best attempt to carry on with some comedy.  We look to South Korea to find there is a He-Man living in the sky, discover some educated rats in New York, ponder the X in Space-X, visit the Grand Poobah of all Disneys, and give some advice while fumbling our words... der blat, pern, smeeling, Simon Carl-kyle.  Oh, and just so you know, thanks to HBO Max, the nights just got softer.  #SpaceX #NewYork #Florida #SouthKorea #TMNT #PizzaRat #HBOMax #LargeMarge #Protest #PoliticallyCorrected 

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As we contemplate our slow emergence from quarantine, there are so many questions in the universe that need answering!  Can you be knighted with an Italian sausage?  What are some stupid ways to hurt yourself?  Is there a G.I. Joe currency?  Is slong slang for schlong? What would Obama say?  Is you or is you ain't my constituents? Does Holy Water "work"? What is inside the Beltway? What would you smash? Is Maryland Spurning the Northern Scum? And more!  We also get introduced to a few more characters, of course.  Huzzah! It's here! Now you can stay Politically Corrected.  #InsideTheBeltway #NorthernScum #BeJoeBiden #Decadeslong #CharlamagneThaGod #YouAintBlack #Maryland #Michigan #California #CuomoForPresident #RageRoom #Biden2020 #Trump2020 #PoliticallyCorrected

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Here is our fact-checker, Dan Lowman, dishing out this week's questions, clarifications, and crap we got wrong.  Enjoy!

**Note: Everything Dan suggests that Donald Trump said in this episode is a joke -- even the part about Memorial Day (Lisa thought Dan was sharing news haha!). 

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This week, quarantine boredom has reached a new low as we discuss Ant Colony Role-Playing, Over-Enthusiastic Gardening, and if you are an older adult on TikTok: Don't Go for Cool. Also, on the podcast: Lisa psychoanalyzes Joe's selfie habits, we wonder if Play-doh Joe Biden would smell good, Joe ships Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump again, and we have a lot of Star Wars metaphors.  Oh, and Elon Musk is a sorcerer... so there's that.  Stay safe, friends, and stay Politically Corrected!  #DeathStar #StarWars #ElonMusk #Queen #TikTok #PowerCouple #OverEnthusiasticGardening #Biden2020 #Trump2020    

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Here is you fact-check for episode 28. Not much to correct, but Dan still has some clarifications to make. Enjoy!

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This week we talk science, junk-science, political race slogans, and the Re-Creation of outdoor activities that are safe to do during this Covid craziness.  We also meet a few new characters including X Æ A-12, the Pied Piper of River Rats, Police People, and the female detective: Grime McGruff the Firefighting Bear. Also, what do you get when you cross the movies Deliverance and The Blue Lagoon...Quarantining in Disney World! We hope you learn a lot and enjoy this week's episode.  Remember to stay Politically Corrected, and as Joe Biden would say: Rubbin' is Racin'!  #BearCountry #XAEA12 #CovidCrazy #Grimes #ElonMusk #DisneyWorld #DisneyLand #SoftMartialArts #JunkScience #Biden2020 #Trump #PoliticallyCorrected 

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Dan drops his knowledge on us this week and clarifies our bleep, I mean our crap. Some fun and funny info here! Remember, eat your spinach, or the rapists win! #PoliticallyCorrected #QCC

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So many questions to be answered this week. Does Yoda need supervision? Does Mike Pence have an aura of villainy? Did Ross Perot ride pigs?  Is poop sticky? Where in the world is Kim Jong Un? We also talk about Gary's DisneyWorld, Joe Biden's Grope Comforter, Plutocracy, Penis Rodman, and a mystery human poo-er!  Stay Politically Corrected, and May the Fourth be With You. #MayTheFourth #RickAndMorty #DennisRodman #DisneyWorld #HugBlanket #GodsNotDead2 #Arkansas #California #TheLastDance #NorthKorea #JoeBiden #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #CarmenSanDiego

Song “Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego” Performed by Rockapella. Written by Sean Altman and David Yazbek 

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This week's episode is low on songs and low on Gary, but it's high on shenanigans.  Joe and Lisa attempt (poorly) to do some impersonations as they talk about the southern side of Joe Biden, President Trump and science, Michael Jackson versus a 5th grader, defense advice, and if Gary used to work in landscaping. Wait! Who just walked through the door... oh, you've just been trial ballooned! #PoliticallyCorrected #OliveGardenProm #Covid19 #Coronavirus #JoeBiden #Georgia #Oklahoma

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