A single sitting of the Johannesburg council can cost R600 000, with the lion's share going toward catering.
Former Speaker Vasco da Gama has claimed the taxpayer coughs up these eye-watering amounts for sittings, with catering costs R800 per person, including guests during special meetings.
But Speaker Colleen Makhubele says the last council meeting, at the beginning of August, cost the city less than R400 000.
As 270 councillors munch their way through three courses, the city is crumbling.
At the end of the 2022 financial year, the City's debt was R24-billion, and its unauthorised, irregular, fruitless, and wasteful expenditure rose to R20.8-billion.
Its finances were so bad that it had to hire a panel of debt collectors to try and scrape back revenue, which it failed to collect.
Now, it can't even pay the debt collectors.
The City needs R4.3-billion a month to operate, but apparently, none of this has gone into renewing infrastructure - not even for its seat of power.
The Metro Centre building has been abandoned since 16 September lest it becomes another deadly inferno.
The failed maintenance has led to the stalling of decision-making, and the decision-makers may be unable to sit this month if they can't decide on a venue.
After a fire in the Metro Centre, the council did not sit last month because it could not afford the R1-million cost of alternative venues (without catering), and the Brixton Multipurpose Centre, which the City owns, was unavailable.
The Brixton Centre will be available on 31 October if the council can't use its R280-million council chamber.
Despite the hall being free, Makhubele said it could cost more to use the hall because it would need more security and be made fit for purpose.
And governance does not come cheap.
In Johannesburg, council meetings usually run for two days. With the changes in government, there have also been six extraordinary council sittings this year, some of which were three days long.
The costs go toward catering for 270 councillors for breakfast and lunch and security and medical personnel.
Breakfast, which the EFF could not resist at the extraordinary meeting on 5 September, consists of savoury sandwiches, yoghurt and muesli, fruit and muffins and a beverage in takeaway packs.
The dining hall has buffet tables laden with food.
Lunch sees the tables creaking with stews and rice, pasta and meat. Salads and vegetables have their own table with cans of cool drinks.
On that particular day, the council had to wait an hour to reach quorum, and many were absent.
The EFF, the speaker was told, was having breakfast.
The council still had to pay the council costs if the quorum was not met again.
Makhubele has denied that the cost was as high as R600 000, saying that the last council meeting at the beginning of August cost the city R390 353.70, including VAT for breakfast and lunch and catering for Kosher and Halaal diets.
The eThekwini Municipality in KwaZulu-Natal has 222 councillors at each sitting, but it pays R550 000 a sitting.
They meet at the International Convention Centre (ICC), which costs between R500 000 and R650 000 a time.
This is in stark contrast to the uMngeni Local Municipality an hour away, with mayor Chris Pappas at the helm.
The council only has 25 councillors and the costs remain nil because they use their own venue and do not cater.
"The only time we incur costs for a council meeting is at our annual budget, when we use a bigger venue. Here, the costs are for bottled water and a sound system. This year, it totalled less than R15 000," Pappas said.
The City of Cape Town Municipality spends "just over R300 000" for 231 councillors.
Speaker Felicity Purchase said: "We no longer provide catering, which has saved us considerably."
Back in Gauteng, the Tshwane Municipality also does not cater for its 214 councillors.
Vanessa de Sousa, Speaker Mncedi Ndzwanana's spokesperson, said due to the cost containment policy, the only costs were for the interpreters.
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