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We're back PolterPals! But honestly....it's sort of your fault we went anywhere in the first place...After the very first 3 WAY TIE in Polterguys Polls history, THE N E T W O R K took it out on us, by not only shapeshifting the Lodge and separating us for weeks, but then forcing us to watch the ONLY LOSING OPTION in the whole poll...Unfriended 2

It's mail day in The Black Lodge and while Matty tries to read some *important* mail sent to him with his possible 23&Me results, Ross cuts him off so they can talk about this week's movie, the 2005 remake of The Fog. In one of the most redundant endings to any movie they've covered, you'll wanna listen through all of this one Polterpals!

This week Ross & Matty decide to hangout at another hot teen party™ but this time at an 80's shopping mall! As Ross falls in love with Barbera Crampton, and Matty uses his knowledge of the human life to try and find a sensible plot, KILLER ROBOTS are on the loose in this mall!

Ghostie also stops by to greet us since it's officially spooky season for the world outside of the Lodge, but Ross acts a bit strange about him this time...

It's the early 2000's and the Firefly family has a cyborg hiding in their underground bone tunnel waiting to wield his mighty axe thing and miss everything while also a man named Dr. Satan just arrived from the Mad Max universe to do brain surgeries and the undergrounders are ready to collect their bone money! Starring Rainn Offerman! Join us: @PolterguysPOD

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After talking about the first Goosebumps movie last week, for the first time the Polterguys deliver back to back movies as they review Goosebumps 2 this week!

Slappy is back along with NONE of the characters we met last week! It's almost like this movie could've had nearly zero to do with that movie other than the title! Does Jack Black even return as R.L Stine? Listen to find out!

And please...a moment of silence for Terry the Pumpkin...

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After taking a week to attempt going on a strike against The Network, Ross & Matty decide their pleas for the TV remote to be returned to them are going unheard, and decide to review the highly requested (and voted for) Goosebumps movie! It's quite the vulgar dive into this slightly-for-children movie, so listeners beware...you're in for a scare...

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Woah PolterPals, it's a whacky one this week for Rick & Mort...err, Ross & Matty, as for the first time ever a REMOTE CONTROL for the TV appears in The Black Lodge, and of course, being in an ethereal dimension, allows the boys access to ALL the channels in the universe...It's PGTV for a 75th Ep Spesh!

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By the power of The Black Lodge, and the grace of T H E N E T W O R K, your favorite Polterguys are back with a new ep! Voted in this week, a somewhat heavily-requested movie, in 2008's best movie about missing a call, "One Missed Call"! Join Ross & Matty as they find their way through this illogical, plot-hole-filled horror movie, and quickly realize why it has a 0% rating on the internet dot com.

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Episode 73 of the Polterguys Podcast packs a bunch of stuff into one thing, much like the movie the boys review this week, "Thirteen Ghosts", or, more properly known as "Thir Thirteen Een Ghosts". After a mysterious package from The N E T W O R K™ arrives in the The Black Lodge, Ross & Matty (and Wooded Glenn) run into some trouble with a new "Handsome Guy" Doll, a Wooded Glenn replica....that might just be a little evil. All that and MORE than 13 ghosts in this week's ep!

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In this episode, Ross & Matty uncover A LOT. After an attempted trip down memory lane by Ross leads Matty into some wild theories as to WHY and HOW they may be stuck in The Black Lodge, the boys may find the key to getting out, sooner, rather than later... In other news, they also talk dissect the horror movie "Entity", as they very clearly MUST be scraping through the last bit of horror movies left for them to watch...

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