A little life update, including one from Joe's granddad. There's talk of Ellen’s short-lived job at a kennel, Teslas, and penis decorations at the gym. 

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This episode Joe tells the story of his grandmother's visit to the red light districts of Copenhagen, and how a viewing of Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat changed all our lives. In the spirit of international sex adventures, Ellen shares her Tinder fails of London.

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Pondcast is back with the first episode of the year. We look back on granddads breaking the laws and run-ins with the police. Ellen shares a story of pubescent love, filled with too much eyeliner and screamo music.

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O cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, here's a short episode just for the holidays. You don't need to celebrate Christmas to enjoy a story about Ellen being faced with the miracle of inappropriate erections. There's also the obligatory idiotic family members, including an update from Joe's grandpa's online adventures. 

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Joe tells the story of his granddad’s involvement in a global pyramid scheme, and Ellen talks about her encounters with fellow herbivores.

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First episode and we kick things off straight away with almost kidnappings and actual kidnappings. There’s masturbation mishaps, and talk about how Bob Dylan stole Ellen’s rightful prize.

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