Poolside

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Poolside episodes

December 21, 2021 Hey, Did You Get Emotionally Hard Today?
We're back from our worldly travels - Chris won't stop shitting in stairwells, and Blake deals with a diminutive neighbor! For some reason we're worried about a chode-shaped house on the moon, space Nazi's are a legitimate threat, and airports are hellscapes. Tune in now for the best damn show you won't stop listening to.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 23 min
November 16, 2021 We Love You, Bohejus
Chris is back! And just a heads up, we completely unzipped him. Blake is along for the ride as Chris dumps his entire brain out on the floor and then we make a show out of it. This is not hyperbole either - Chris was literally on the floor in the fetal position for most of this episode.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 24 min
October 21, 2021 We Go Hammer Hunting, What's Your Cock Count?
Sometimes, there are calls to greatness. The right people answer. We are not those people. Chris accidentally discovered a nudist colony, Blake is worried they've seen too many penises, and we're trying to get sponsored by Tushy. Let's get weird.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 17 min
September 23, 2021 Never Hit Someone With Glasses
Blake met Chris's Dad and can't believe how many people just lie on dating apps. Chris continues to be the family disappointment by not being able to play NBA 2K 2022 and we're officially rebranding the podcast.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 23 min
September 02, 2021 Thumbs Up for Anal
The Chef and New Mic Boy team up for some philosophical discussions. Blake admits that cannibalism might be kind of cool, and Chris's brother keeps getting the wrong order at Home Depot. Also, should we be worried about the children?

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 18 min
August 18, 2021 Only If You Kiss Me On the Lips
We're back! Chris still hates California and Blake successfully moved the studio, but both of them forgot how to be entertaining, so we just fell down a millionaires stairs instead. We tried to take it easy on your ears - aside from Chris eating his microphone and Blake choking on creatine.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 14 min
July 27, 2021 Wait, You Haven't Had a Butt Baby?
We've been contacted by specialists, magicians, and wizards this week. Blake is in love with a cactus and the MCU has nothing on Chris and his legendarily perilous bathroom adventures. Also, we'll pay you to listen to the podcast.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 26 min
July 12, 2021 He Kept Me Hostage With His Words
Blake's haunted, Chris gets physical with the police, and we get thrown out of a bar. We're no longer soupy but it's readily apparent that we need some form of supervision. Preferably not by ICE. Can't get double America'd.

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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 25 min
June 29, 2021 A Chris Train Powered by Boozy Milkshakes
Our levels of chaos peak this week with Chris running the show and Blake's brain slowly transforming into soup due to a freak heat wave. The only thing that kept the mics from melting was 4 industrial fans that Chris stole from somebody's porch.
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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 18 min
June 15, 2021 Stop Dating Witches, Bro.
Chris is obsessed with tools this week, Blake can't stop advertising the podcast, and then they both agree that billboards are out to get them. Fascinating stuff.
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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
1 hr 30 min

About Poolside

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Chris and Blake are part-time podcasters, full time idiots. Enjoy these somewhat-tall tales from the ludicrous lives of two southern idiots living in the Pacific Northwest. Look forward to topics on…

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