Normal dates are weak, get creative. 22 is everywhere, no lie. Jared had an awkward convenient store encounter. A new game, Don't Get Me Started, stole it. Expectations of teenagers today, compared to the past. YouTube is not about consistency, its about passion. Suicide sucks, never make it an option. 

We had a few topics but the main focus was on my dog, Jazzy. She passed away on Saturday, July 22, 2017. She was only 3 years old and until now, I have not told anyone about the tragic ending to her short and beautiful life. I love you baby girl, thank you for all of the wonderful memories, it's ok now. 

For the first time, we took an "L" We are sad to announce we experienced audio difficulties and Jojo is now fired. Although we could hear Jared in our ears while recording, he was plugged into the wrong audio track, so his voice was never actually recorded. We apologize and are talking about doing two episodes this week. Wear headphones to hear Dad in the background. 

If you have to ask, you'll never know. Titanic, watermark or not? Triggers, ways to improve Walmart, shitty servicemen/women and single parents. Big thanks to Pat for the nasties!

Happy 4th, we went to a party! Pizo left the house, Jared had a full page of notes, get comfortable and treat yo self. She might be racist...

It's simple, don't be a cunt. Did Pizo experience his first personal racist encounter? How do we feel about shorter lunch breaks? Go Skateboarding Day, 2017, get some! Are the moon landings fake? The Earth is flat, we bullied Jared. Your inconvenience is not relevant on social media, get over it. SnapChat, fix your sketchy app!

Dom made his first appearance on Poop City and he came with a huge announcement! Who do you got, McGregor or Mayweather Jr? We discussed our worst skateboarding injuries, how terrible Pizo is at pistol marksmanship, bath bombs are gross, hostage situations in Alamogordo, Father's Day and double standards, bras for men and movies/shows they shouldn't create. 

Just because we wanna sleep with you, doesn't make you important. Slut or masculinity shaming, what's stronger? Why put your social media on private? Don't leave your dirty laundry out for everyone to see, we don't care. Jared and Jojo are back at it, triggered doesn't even describe it, buckle up. Are kids doing pageants, a weird thing? Does making your kids play sports, better them in the long run? Pizo, isn't initially good at something for once, "Not his words."

Why don't you throw your rank at me? Is there a perfect job? Pizo tries to explain the rules of the USPSA, he's got a new hobby! Student loans never leave you until death, scam. Astronomy is harder than it seems, its not just about stars. Watching Pro Wrestling doesn't make you gay. YouTube college is the new thing, you heard it here first. Dating in 2017, is it all fuckboys? Wisconsin is dumber than we thought, not surprised. King of The Curb, learn what it is!

Is it better to know how to operate a firearm at a young age or get a hold of one, and make a big mistake? Memorial Day is not national BBQ day, learn what it means. Pizo's busy weekend, he actually got out of the house. College books are a scam, seriously. Robots are going to take over, just dont hack mine. Do porn stars work differently if they're in love? Pizo found a free way to advertise the podcast.