Ryans lifelong fear is revealed, Amy releases Ryan from his womb trauma, Amy has ridden over 100 roller coasters in a very unique way, We demand people who have had good work done to their face tell us what they've had done, Amy gets drafted to the WNBA,Text me back! Amy puts Ryan in his place when it comes to singing along with her, Is Billie Eilish in a throuple, we try on being movie stars, Ryan was almost held back in Kindergarten, Ryan still doesn’t get the alphabet song right, Ryan told am interesting lie to get out of performing in the background of a popular TV show, The Golden Bachelor is already getting divorced, Ryan pleads with his bf to stop cheating on him, A PLT story for the books, Ryans new neighbour keeps horking below his window, Runners are sick bazturds.

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Ryan’s a gay pastor in Utah, Amy has an altercation with a Miami airport queen, Andy Cohen, Shakira Shakira, New York stock exchange bros, 100 days of sobriety, Dan Savage’s Hump Festival, washing your feet in the shower, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, Amy and her girlfriend call Caitlin from Degrassi, Ryan spills mix all over a club regular, and we sing our new hit song called ‘P***’.

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Ryan broke his butt and now we're worried, Big Dave visits the pod, Amy takes an ex to Judge Judy, snow camping drama, Ryan's hardware guy wants him to come and redecorate his apartment while his boyfriend's away, Amy flies her Aunt to town on a trashy discount airline, the word "nope", Amy calls out her step-mom, Amy's family learns a new weiner game, Amy's obsessed with a very lesbian type reality show called Port Protection, Ryan writes down his weed thoughts, Amy feels bad about a game she makes Ryan play, Amy slurps a bowl of raw chicken, a real story about a plane's toilet overflowing with feces.

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Amy gets called out in high school, Jonathan from Who’s The Boss, gay Tupperware experts, swapping parts for a day, Bachelor Nation, men being men again, Facebook in 2024, car dealerships are hell, American bibles, rappers rapping off teleprompters, an impromptu Amy serenade, Ryan tries to get with a guy after breaking up with him, A PLT listener's nightmare, and turbulence or making out with parents.

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Amy wrote a famous popular song as a child, JoJo Siwa is "rebranding" and she's got an armful of tattoos, Vanderpump, More Love is Blind, Amy comes for Ryan because he has a photo of himself as the background of his phone, We play another trivia game, Amy sells burgers, Amy gets into a lesbian stranger's car, Ryan is forced to make content for a wild influencer, Brown pool mishap, Ryan queens out too hard in Vegas at the Billboard Music Awards, and we give our RuPaul Drag Race exit taglines!

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On this episode....Amy gets covered with another girl’s sweat in high school, Ryan releases a film called Little Gay Girly Gargoyle Does New York City, Amy hopes somebody has a great day, going under for teeth cleanings, Ryan hot tubs with his Dad again, young Amy making her parents take sides, Bible Bee, Amy gets farted on at the airport, we chat more Love is Blind, Find Your Friends with your partner, a listener calls in a PLT story and then hangs up dramatically, Amy gets made fun of on set, and we give our speeches to take over Red Robin. 

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere, Ryan fakes loving getting women's swimsuit calendars for Christmas as a teen, RHONY housewife is suing Andy Cohen and Bravo, traffic control people and their enchanting habits, there's now filler for your cucumber, Pedro Pascal, Ryan's body is transforming from not drinking, dude with a sign, etiquette class for flying, stop standing up on planes, Amy zip lines to Ryan's house, text abbreviations quiz, coming out as an Android user, Bachelor Nation, stop drawing baths, hook-up puke, and we're both banned from Ikea.

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IT'S OUR ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! This week, Ryan dates a man with the longest nails in the world, Amy smashes her car, we do the pod in drag, Amy’s over the city, Ryan officiates his first wedding, Dee plays an insane amount of audio cues, half-dykes, our old man video goes viral again, Amy speaks to the manager, we play PLT True or False, a PLT fan tries to sneak Amy a cig, we go waterbed shopping, Sylvester Stallone prepares his daughters for battle, lip filler is the new hair dye, we reminisce about our favourite PLT stories, and we cast ourselves in 80s movies. 

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Amy fell off a waterslide and lived to tell about it, TAXI, Two gays sued Madonna for starting her concert late, JFL Festival, Tour, People who like their own posts, Love is Blind Season 6, 50 Days sober, Queer Musician Calvyn Cass comes on the pod to talk about what it's like to be in a monogamous throuple and his newest single Menage Trois! Therapy as a throuple, Imago Therapy.

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Ryan wins Willy Wonka's golden ticket, Amy hides at a child’s party for the 500th time, Puberty and feelin’ fine, Super Bowl, New Beyoncé song, Spotify secrets, Balloon popping fetishes, We start an OnlyFans page, Amy’s Mom releases a techno song, Animals are gay, Porn preview algorithms, and Our first ever PLT story listener call-in!

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