Pop Culture Confessions: A Show About Movies We Missed

This week we're watching another beloved, divisive piece of '80s childhood nostalgia... what could possibly go wrong? Join us as we introduce Hannah to Jim Henson's wildest fever dream: The Dark Crystal!

Ryan and Hannah are very confused RE: babies and why they do not belong in corners -- that's why we had to watch Dirty Dancing, so they'd know the truth. Join us as we watch this '80s classic about sexy dancing (that's secretly a pro-choice parable).

War is hell, but also kind of cool maybe? This movie isn't sure. Anyway, Amanda's never seen Full Metal Jacket and R. Lee Ermey is VERY DISPLEASED. Let's help her get her rear in gear and finally watch it!

Uh oh, Hannah just confessed she's never seen The Green Mile! How are we going to goof our way through this one? It gets a little dark, but we did our best to lighten the mood with some tone-inappropriate bathroom humor and only a moderate amount of crying. Join us, won't you?

In honor of Galentine's Day, we're watching everyone's favorite feminist lawyer comedy, Legally Blonde! Ryan confessed that he's never seen it -- will his opinion bend in a positive direction, or will this movie make him snap? Join us to find out...

This week Amanda confesses she's never seen Reservoir Dogs! Who are these dogs, and why do they hang out by the water? Why is the poster made of cardboard? Why are they all wearing suits to do crime? She has no idea. All she knows is that it's time to fix the problem, and Hannah and Ryan are here to help.

Jump in the Hot Box Time Machine for a trip back to 2004 to watch Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle! Not only has Hannah never seen this stoner classic, but she double-sinned by *lying* about it to her friends. Join us to help her atone, and to finally settle the eternal fight about which regional burger chain is the best.

An illusion has three stages

This week we learned that Amanda has never seen Saving Private Ryan, which just so happens to be Ryan's favorite movie of all time (no pressure)! Join us, but brace yourself for some hyperrealistic old-timey violence, wrenching moral choices and Big Damon Energy.

The 90's are back ( back again ) with this week's confession: Hannah has never seen Trainspotting! Join us in the land of heroin chic and not-so-chic, when Gen X counterculture ruled and dummies with lame stuff like dental insurance drooled.