John & Pat once again delve into the world of comic books, which can mean only one thing: they’ll once again receive thousands of marriage proposals from supermodels. Sorry, ladies – entertaining the public is their only love.

Hawkeye

John & Pat wrap up their extensive R.E.M. series the only way they know how: by insulting all of their R.E.M. expert friends.

John & Pat take a look at the cultural touchstones from 15, 20, 25 and 10,000 years ago, and somehow manage to get their facts wrong about all of them. Bonus: a reading from a John Lithgow literary masterpiece.

John & Pat cordially invite you to their second annual Emmy prediction party, which is the next best thing to the actual awards if you happen to be suffering from brain trauma.

Peter Perez joins John & Pat for their last R.E.M. album comparisons. Then they bid a tearful farewell to each other and vow to never speak again.

John and Pat take a critical look at the 2 most important years in world history: 1980 and 2014. As an added bonus, for the first time, they’ve included an Easter egg somewhere in the episode, just like professional entertainers! See if you’re smart enough to find it. (Hint: it’s at the very end)

Kristen Hewitt joins John & Pat for a dissection of R.E.M.’s “Green” vs. “Monster”. Listen in to find out who gets voted off the island!

Green

John & Pat take a break from habitually listing their own personal deficits to bring you another obsessive list: The Best Songs of 2014, so far.

Will Stegemann joins John & Pat for this week’s R.E.M. album comparison. With his guidance, they manage to stay on topic a record 47% of the time

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Mett und Pet telked ebuoot zee Mooppets. Bork Bork Bork! While John looked on not knowing what they were talking about.

The Muppet Movie