Degrassi Jr. High Freaks and Geeks John and Pat help you relive your awkward teenage years through a discussion of two iconic TV shows. Note: As one of these shows proves, “iconic” doesn’t always equal “good”.

John and Pat read a list of nominees for the 2013 Emmy awards. Try to find that anywhere else!

John and Pat discuss two movies you’ve never seen as America takes on Germany for the first time in history. As with all such conflicts, the loser is you. Meet John Doe. The Lives of Others

A podcast reviewing podcasts. An episode so meta, it probably isn’t actually happening. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks Topics with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter

John and Pat critique two classics of post-Hanna Barbera animation. An episode for adults and children alike! (Adults and children will be equally displeased.) Ren & Stimpy Adventure Time

Be prepared to give up sex for a week just from listening to the geekiness contained in this episode. Comic books! Superheroes! Free acne cream with every download! The Amazing Spider-Man The Private Eye

The guys look at 2 classic sitcoms, only one of which is also the name of a product that makes you less stanky (Arrested Development). Soap Arrested Development

John and Pat take on the culture of heavy metal with two films: One a parody of a documentary, one real. Eventually they determine which is which. This Is Spinal Tap Iron Maiden – Flight 666

It’s right in the episode title. Best songs of 2013. Why would you even bother reading this description?

John and Pat dissect in excruciating detail 2 albums by should-be music legend Robyn Hitchcock. Then things go off the rails a bit. Black Snake Dîamond Röle Love From London