谢谢您，谢谢，谢谢......

Thank you, thanks, thanks....

不客气。

No thanks needed.

谢谢，谢谢，谢谢您......

Thank you, thank you, thank you....

别客气。

Don't be so polite.

谢谢您，谢谢您，谢谢......

Thank you, thank you, thank you....

不用客气。

Cut it out.

谢谢，谢谢......

Thank you, thank you....

放手！放手！

Let go! Let go!

房产形势 fángchǎn xíngshì real estate trends

拆迁 chāiqiān to demolish

恶性循环 èxǐng xúnhuán vicious cycle

调动 diàodòng to adjust

时机 shíjī time

有涨也会有跌 yǒu zhǎng yě huì yǒu diē that which rises will also fall

福利房地段 fúlìfáng dìduàn subsidized housing location

说正题，昨儿碰见一小孩儿，特别逗。他非让我们买花儿，然后就跟我朋友说：“哎，哥哥，你给姐姐买一朵花吧。”

Speaking of this, I ran into this kid yesterday. It was funny. He wanted us to buy flowers, and then said to my friend, "Hey man, why don't you buy a flower for her?"

是你的孩子吗？

Was it your kid?

这怎么可能？你听我说，后面更逗。然后我朋友就来了一句：“哎，你都长那么大了！”然后我特别不可思议，你知道吗？

What? Listen to this, because it gets funnier. Then my friend said, "Hey, you've really grown up!" And it just blew me away, you know?

哦，原来你的孩子都长那么大了。

What? To see your kid grow up so fast?

什么我的孩子啊？这，这小孩儿，真的，就是我们大一进校的时候去mix玩儿，就看见过他。就这四年，突飞猛长，一下子就长个儿了，但是还能认出来。

What are you talking about? This was a kid we'd seen when we went to Mix back at the start of our first year of university. He'd just grown like a weed in those four years. Totally overnight, although you could still tell it was him.

今天我叫你过来，跟你谈一下年终奖的问题。

jīntiān wǒ jiào nǐ guòlai ， gēn nǐ tányīxià niánzhōngjiǎng de wèntí 。

I asked you to come over today so we could discuss the issue of your year-end bonus.

噢，老板，今年我们的成绩非常乐观，比去年翻了两倍！

o ， lǎobǎn ， jīnnián wǒmen de chéngji fēicháng lèguān ， bǐ qùnián fān le liǎngbèi ！

Oh boss, we did really well this year, four times better than last year.

嗯，所以我奖励你四百。

en ，suǒyǐ wǒ jiǎnglì nǐ sì bǎi 。

Yes, and so I'm giving you a bonus of 400 RMB.

四百？可是我给公司盈利可有好几百万呢！

sì bǎi ？ kěshì wǒ gěi gōngsī yínglì kě yǒu hǎojǐ bǎiwàn ne ！

400? But I earned our company several million in profit!

你的工作确实做得不错！不过，你看谷歌公司一年的营业额翻了几番？

nǐ de gōngzuò quèshí zuò de bùcuò ！ bùguò ， nǐ kàn gǔgē gōngsī yī nián de yíngyèé fān le jǐ fān ？

You did a good job! But look how much Google increased its profit by....

哎呀，我们跟谷歌没法比！这一年我给公司扩大了市场影响力，我们的点击率都上万了，还有那次公关危机，不都是我处理的吗？那时候您可在法国！

aiya ，wǒmengēngǔgēméifǎbǐ！zhèyīniánwǒgěigōngsīkuòdà le shìchǎng yǐngxiǎnglì ， wǒmen de diǎnjī lǜ dōu shàng wàn le ，hái yǒu nà cì gōngguānwēijī ， bù dōu shì wǒ chǔlǐ de ma ？ nà shíhou nín kě zài Fǎguó ！

Oh, there's no way we can be compared to Google! This year I handled the expansion of the company's market influence and pushed our clickthrough rate over ten thousand, not to mention handling that public relations crisis. And that was when you were away in France!

咱们也要高标准、严要求自己对吧？谷歌、新浪、搜狐、百度，人家一年的营业额翻了几番？

zánmen yě yào gāo biāozhǔn 、 yán yāoqiú zìjǐ duìba ？ gǔgē 、xīnlàng 、 sōuhú 、 bǎidù ， rénjiā yī nián de yíngyèé fān le jǐ fān ？

We need to hold ourselves to a high standard and make strict demands of ourselves, right? Look at how much Google, Sina, Sohu and Baidu made this year.

老板，您应该知道我的重要性，明白我在这个公司的价值。如果不行的话，我马上辞职！

lǎobǎn ， nín yīnggāi zhīdào wǒ de zhòngyàoxìng ， míngbai wǒ zài zhè ge gōngsī de jiàzhí 。 rúguǒ bùxíng de huà ， wǒ mǎshàng cízhí ！

Boss, you should know my importance and understand my value to the company. If you don't, then I'm going to resign at once!

好，六百！

hǎo ，liù bǎi ！

Fine, six hundred!

哎，服务员，我要这个。

Hey, waiter, I want this one.

哎，这个我不吃，上回吃了拉肚子。

Hey, I can't eat this. The last time I ate it I had diarrhea.

那我要那个。

Then I'll have that one.

这个我也不吃。也拉肚子。

I won't have that either. It also gives me diarrhea.

那我要这个吧。

Then I want this one.

噢不不不，这个也拉肚子。

Oh, no no no. This one will also give you the runs.

那你带我到这个饭店来干吗？

So why on earth did you bring me to this restaurant?

就是告诉你吃了这些都拉肚子。

To tell you that all of this stuff will give you diarrhea.

哎？你的脸怎么了？

Hey, what's wrong with your face?

唉，别提了。我撞树上了。

Oh, don't get me started. I ran into a tree.

我都不认识你了。

I almost didn't recognize you.

有那么严重吗？

Is it that bad?

你这样儿还嫁得出去吗？

Are you still going to get married, looking like this?

我们能不能别提这事了。

Can we not talk about this?

唉，真难看。

Wow, that's ugly.

Apple，你能过来帮我搭把手吗?

Apple, can you give me a hand with this?

哎，我忙着呢!

Oh, I'm busy.

可是我觉得你的桌子放在卧室会比较好，或许你能亲自来把它搬一下。

But I think the table would be better in the bedroom, and maybe you could come over and move it yourself.

不用，放客厅就行了。

No need. Just put it in the living room.

不是说...来帮忙的吗?怎么就我一个人?你不是说有很多人

I mean... why am I alone here? Didn't you say there were a lot of people coming to help you move?

有。他们一会儿肯定会来。这样，我现在有事，我要出去了。你就把所有东西全搁客厅就行啊。

They'll be over in a bit for sure. Hey, I've got something to do and need to go out. Just put everything in the living room and it will be fine.

哎，可是门外还有那么多东西需要搬进来呢！

Uh... but there's a lot of stuff outside that needs moving in.

谢谢你了!

Super thanks!

唉，我的周末。

Oh, my weekend....

哎，你看过午夜凶铃吗?

Hey, have you seen The Ring?

没看过。

Haven't seen it.

呦，特别好看。我昨儿刚买的碟。拿去吧，送你了。

Oh, it's great. I just bought it yesterday. Here, why don't you take my copy?

送我?

You'll give it to me?

当然了，赶紧去看，不看后悔。

Of course, watch it, you'll regret it if you don't.

好看吗?

Is it good?

呦，特别精彩，我跟你说。

I'm telling you, it's fantastic.

嗯，那我尽快。

Then I'll check it out soon.

别尽快了，就今天晚上吧。

Not soon, watch it tonight!

行，今晚。

Ok, tonight.

好样的，明儿咱俩交流!

That's right, we'll talk about it tomorrow.

谢谢啊!

Thanks!

喂?

Hello?

喂? Apple 在吗?

Hello? Is Apple there?

听不见，喂?

I can't hear you properly, hello?

喂? 请问，Apple在吗?

Hello? Is Apple there please?

我。

I can't hear you.

喂? 喂? 是Apple吗?

Hello? Hello? Are you Apple?

你被解雇了！

You're being let go.

开玩笑！我是老板的儿子！

You've got to be kidding. I'm the boss' son.

什么？我是老板的女儿！

What? I'm the boss' daughter!

这么说......咱们俩是姐弟......

That means we're brother and sister.

天哪！这是什么公司！

Good gracious! What kind of company is this!