Xavier and I peacefully and respectfully debate the timeless question of who the best player in NBA history is—the answer is not LeBron James. Thank you for your continued support of our mediocre opinions. Happy Cinco de Mayo to my people in San Jose, wish I was home.

Xavier is back. PorchTalk is back. Lebron is 2-10 in his last 12 playoff games. Orlando Magic, Magic City, Rest in Peace Nipsey, Lebron will be bitching till he's 50 - Celtics 2026 NBA Champions. PorchTalk is the future.

The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. My laptop was repossessed because of gambling debts. Babagudu provides his insight on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors.

Like Mike in '95 - I'm back

The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides his opinions on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round match-up against the Houston Rockets.

Like Mike in '95 - I'm back.

The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides his thoughts on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round match-up with the Houston Rockets. Like Mike in '95 - I'm Back.

The unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides an update on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round matchup against the Houston Rockets. Like Mike in '95 - I'm back.

This was embarrassing. This silenced any Tom Brady v. Patrick Mahomes arguments. Abysmal. Horrendous. Despicable. Terrible. The Cheifs are no longer. This is what happens when you and your wife idolize Donny O'Felon. Cooper DeJean is a dog and Jalen Carter has had quite the year. Nick Schmuckaranni owes Saqoun Barkley his career. It was poetic for the last game of this season to be a boring blowout, as that was the theme of the NFL this season. Cheifs were so bad that Kenny Pickett saw Super Bowl minutes. Drake Maye is still the future - so is PorchTalk.

I am frozen. Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker. Luka Doncic is on the same team as Lebron James. For the first time in Lebron James' career, 23 will not be the primary scorer on his team. This ruined my weekend. No team in the NBA beats the Lakers in seven games with a healthy Luka and Lebron.

The NFL playoffs are finally here, and what better way to celebrate than three schmucks with no football experience telling you what's going to happen. The 49er's best player this season was shot by a 14-year-old Norteno a week before the season opener. The team fucking sucks, Mikey tries to kickstart the offseason for Kyle Shanahan. Happy New Year.

The Patriots suck. The Dolphins suck. The 49ers are even worse. Travis Hunter is not the answer in New England. Xavier comes to terms with the realization that the Dolhpins will never be good.