Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Alamo, and the Maine! Wait, it's not "remember", it's "fuck, marry, kill!" Of course! Your task this week is to visit our community Discord, say hi, and let us know which of those three dates/forts/ships you would fuck, marry, and kill. You can also find more dates/forts/ships on the incomparable PFD wiki!

Listeners, we currently have over 99,000 members in our community Discord, - can you be the one to make us hit 100,000?!? To verify claims like this but related to the story we're telling in our show, head on over to the phenomenal PFD wiki!

Today's EDR task comes from someone in our community Discord, which is the perfect place to suggest such a thing. You need to head to said Discord and let us know what PFD quote or quotes you would most want on a t-shirt. You can find lots of examples on the stupendous PFD wiki. Go!

What's your greatest weakness?

Our community Discord 

The incomparable PFD wiki.

I'm typing this right before I release the episode, as I wasn't able to get it done last night having stayed up way too late recording an episode of Everwood, Neverwouldn't! It's weird to know that as soon as I hit "Publish Episode", millions of people can (and almost definitely will) read these words. And then they'll flood our community Discord and the PFD wiki, overloading all the servers and stopping all the downloadin'. 

Episosde Description Reader Task Alert! Episosde Description Reader Task Alert! EDRTA! EDRTA! It's back to school time, and this week's task is all about education. Head on over to the community Discord and tell us what your favourite subject in school/uni is or was. Biology? Art? Maths? Let us know. But then also tell us what you think the party members' favourites would be as well. Underwater Basket Weaving, perhaps? Who knows - maybe the answer can be found on the PFD wiki, if you feel like cheating!

This is the dawning of the Age of our community Discord! Or is it the Age of the PFD wiki? The great news is you don't have to pick - you can pick your Discord, and you can pick your PFD wiki, but you can't pick your Discord's PFD wiki. Except you can! And must!

You've got 10 Episode Description reader tasks this week. 10! Head to our community Discord and give me the answers to the following questions:

1. When did you start listening to Pork Fried Dice?

2. Did you start with Episode 1 or try out the latest episode first?

3. Is there a certain way you'd prefer that we communicate important info (like delayed episode releases) to our listeners online?

4. What's your middle name?

5. Would you possibly be interested in any spinoff podcasts from any or all of the cast? Would you prefer that they be D&D-related or not?

6. Have you ever listened to an episode or episodes of PFD more than once? Why?

7. Do you prefer when we split our sessions into two shorter episodes or when we keep them as one longer episode?

8. Do you like the holiday/special episodes more or less than the regular episodes, if forced to decide?

9. Do you ever talk about Pork Fried Dice in your real life to non-listeners of the show? If so, does that person still speak to you?

10. What's your favorite color?

Bonus Task. Visit the incredible PFD wiki and tell me something awesome you find. There's no shortage of content to choose from!

Well, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there. I'm gonna tell you how I became the prince of a PFD Discord...

...I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the blimp captain, yo Ool, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of the PFD wiki.

Long time, no see! That's right, I'm looking at you. Right now. But it's been a long time since I've done this, so it's fine. Community Discord or PFD wiki, anyone? ...Anyone??