Hey all. Have you ever decided to go out on a limb and really flesh out and describle an NPC's physical appearance, way more than you typically do, only to have them instantly diminshed to a single, inaccurate, tv anime reference, completely destroying what little faith you have in yourself when it comes to your skill in character description? ME NEITHER!

And the legendary Zone of Truth has once again taken center stage! Everybody, give it up for Zone of Truth! And please, tip your wait staff, they're workin' hard out there for ya!

Well isn't this turning into a regular Miss Marple tale. I suppose Will probably has enough tweed on him to clothe any aspiring sleuth who might be able to crack The Case of the Missing Stupid Shit!

This airship ride is getting heavy, man. Like really heavy, dude. It's so...heavy!

To this day, there are still parents who frighten their children with the tale of the enormous turtle who will turn and fix his beady eyes upon you while emitting a hideous, eternal squeal if you don't eat your beets.

What, a new character? And we didn't lure Greg into an abandoned cellar under the ruse that we had a wonderful cask of sherry for him to try and then brick him up in a long-forgotten corner so that he could waste away in the dark with only his hoarsening screams to keep him company? I guess we're not devoted to our craft.

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Steed Corral. Its five-year mission (reflecting the actual span of time of about 2 days): to explore strange new campaigns, to seek out a new character and new non-misty civilizations, to sloooowly go where no Will has gone before.

You've done it. You've made it to the final episode of Season 1 of Pork Fried Dice. "Wait," you're saying to yourself. "That makes it sound like there's going to be a Season 2. I didn't sign up for that. I thought I was done after this. My Podcast Seargent said my tour was only for 163 episodes. Hell no, I won't go!" Yes, it's true - war is hell, and hell is never ending, and Pork Fried Dice is a never ending story. Atreyu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hasn't this battle gone on long enough at this point? Strahd must have only like 12 hp left at this point, right? This episode is probably going to be one hit from Lank or Batthwack, a few minutes of exposition, and then Pork Fried Dice is done forever!

Once again, the party finds themselves toe to toe with the Lord of Barovia, Strahd von Zarovich. Is this the final battle with the undead ruler? Will the party emerge victorious? Is the ice cream at Dairy Queen really made from cow's milk?