Episode 583: Andrew and Brett break into Puke's house while he's away to record a show. Debate about the heights of buildings ensues. Andrew tries Lucky Charms oatmeal. The PGH Vintage Grand Prix. Brett may be injures again. Hiring a boy. What is a bed derby? Why is it so easy to get only insane women pregnant?

Episode 582: No one agrees on the color of Puke's shirt. Brett gets his own computer, hilarity ensues. Beans and sardines on a plane. Montana. Debating oats and granola. The Dutch make the most disgusting liquorice. Succotash. Bison vs Elk. Are 9/11 holograms real? Brett ruins the show with Fonzi videos. Which ethnic groups count as Asian?

Episode 581: PGH gets the Canadian smoke! Puke gets mad at the whiners because he's experienced real pollution when he was in Pakistan. Andrew gets the drywall. Darshan bidi cigarettes. Is the Ohio river valley really that bad? Fuck windmills! But not the ones from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang". Mattress height. Andrew deals with a lot of black folks. Is there any way he can save PGH from our horrible lefty mayor? Race relations. France is on fire. The latest SCOTUS rulings.

Episode 580: Brett and Gabe join us this week to share a special announcement! Andrew realizes that men get old and only talk about their various pains. We try Mexican wheat wafers. Debate ensues about ox tail, candy corn, marshmallows, Lucky Charms, and licorice. Our PATG plungers are still at Porcfest! Puke passes on the parmesan. Jews vs. Catholics.

Episode 579: NEW timer! Puke and Nick have the new website and new podcast feed ready to go. Andrew wants to tell kids to not get old. Puke is old though so he plays disc golf. Kayaks. T-Swift is in PGH. The liberal reign is over. Kaczynski is dead. A man that cuts hair and cuts trees. Andrew is still looking for a lady to experience everything at Kennywood amusement park with. Puke wants to use Andrew's drone to hunt groundhogs like they hunt Russians in Ukraine. PCP air rifles. Robin problems. Japanese toe boots. A blowgun to the tongue. Andrew rants about the Beastie Boys again.

Episode 578: Puke kind of deleted the website. However with Nick's help we now have a new site which needed to be fixed anyway. Andrew finds Puke's Army BCG glasses. Brett learns what a lathe is. Andrew buys yet another old car and a trailer. Brett goes Hare Krishna. Salt.

Episode 577: There was time when Andrew discovered fluff. Bagels. Puke grills chicken. Big bowls and big salads. Brett eats slower. Basal Metabolic Rate. Crepes. Puke found a good use for AI. Andrew is getting old and getting tired. Powerpoint karaoke. Facebook shows Andrew attractive actresses. Memorial Day weekend amnesia. Poop deck.

Episode 576: Breaking down the white goo spectrum of foods. Andrew learns that cooking means cleaning his pepita pan. Pole duster. Andrew listens to some terrible local PGH podcasts. Dick for dufus guy canvassing for some dumb bitch liberal. Brett's bookmarks. Puke realizes the TV show "See" is about PGH 500 years in the future. Bobby Darin and Stevie Wonder. Poop volume.

Episode 575: Andrew tries to catch a fish for Kennywood, regrets. Rope climbing fails. "The Silo". How many Coen Brothers films was Tim Robbins in? George Wendt; alive or nah? Google Bard answers our questions. Brett keeps getting PR's. Andrew races a Miata. Are we proud of anything? The Flight 93 Memorial makes Andrew angry. We stayed at a cabin in the Laurel Highlands part of Pennsylvania. Fast food chicken contains wood pulp. Waffles and muffins.

Episode 574: Brett finds eggshells in a surprising place. What is the origin of the word "septic"? Is centigrade the same as celsius? "Encino Man", "Dirty Dancing", "Flashdance", "All the Right Moves" trailer reviews. Rent-a-boy for Kennywood amusement park. Animal IQ. Andrew needs a lady friend to ride rollercoasters with.