To attempt to even write this description is actually an impossible task. I am a hostage for this podcast and I need help, everything Elio and Kevin have ever said makes no sense. Check it out.

do y'all still like us

We are back to basics. Just a foul episode, best of luck.

This is a bit of an extra episode due to completely missing our upload date last week so you get TWO PB's this week! Now all you need is jelly, eh? this sucks

We are happy to have our first D-list celebrity Awa Sanneh as a guest on this week's episode. Your lovely hosts, Ashton, and Awa discuss cyborg enhancements, TikTok fame, and why Kevin is the way he is. Check out Awa at @_awasanneh on TikTok and check out her podcast Adulting Unfiltered releasing April 30th! (She made us write this if you're reading this please contact my family I have not eaten in weeks).

these guys aren't even trying anymore. Horses are scary

We say pecan so much in this episode it doesn't even sound real anymore.

Still not sure how we got the numbers wrong... just ignore it please

In this week's mini episode, your hosts are in dirty South Padre Island for a short but sweet episode with some of the amazing friends they spent the week with. It's actual horse sh*t. Kevin didn't even edit this one.

In this week's episode your hosts Elio and Kevin (poorly) discuss the royal family, death, the dangers of a Loko night, and Elio's acting career. It's just as awful as it sounds.