Jordan argues that babies should be turned into batteries. Mark and Noah discuss their experiences being unjustly punished in elementary school. Mark tells a few stories about terrible band members from his time in a local punk band.

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The Post-Teenagers ask each other various questions and it increasingly gets more fucked up. Mike from HR finally makes an appearance on the show and Jordan pitches an idea for our new shirt! Mark shares a story of how he almost died of hypothermia.

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This Bonus Minisode contains clips from before we recorded Episode #27. Peter's reaction to the "Thompson, Iowa" Story. "Fuck Thompson, Iowa!" plz enjoi mi boi.

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Peter returns and joins the boiz in a convo about the Godzilla reboot universe. Jordan shares the time he almost got kidnapped in Jamaica during his cruise days in "Jordan Corner." "Gettin' Spoopy With Mark" brings us a story about the time Mark witnessed an Exorcism and realized he was in a cult.

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The Post-Teenagers are joined by Special Guest, Peter(Space Gripe). Mark shares his D&D adventures and Peter commits petty atrocities. Jordan goes on a food tirade in this week's "Jordan's Corner/Cooking with Jordan." Mark shares his Beatles-themed haunting in "Gettin' Spoopy with Mark."

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Jordan attempts to host a deep dive into the ever-growing lore of SCPs while the show occasionally goes off the rails. Mark shares a story about the time he was Drunk in Duluth, MN. Jordan encounters a Giant Big-Titty German Woman on a Cruise in "Jordan's Corner." We end with a spoopy road trip story of visiting Thompson, Iowa. Fuck Thompson, Iowa!

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Noah & Mark discuss the Snyder Cut of "Justice League" while Jordan occasionally chimes in. Jordan shares a Travel story about getting "scammed" in Italy. Mark tells the infamous story of "The Plane Ride From Hell" in "Crazy Wrestling Tales.” Feel free to send us an email at: [email protected]! Tell us you hate us!

Mark hosts a special episode, joined by Jordan and (not fake) Special Guest, Jonah Hill! We talk Source Material vs. Adaptation, primarily in regards to the Harry Potter Franchise! Featuring Billy Goat and "Crazy Wrestling Tales with Mark," Hell in a Cell: Undertaker vs. Mankind! Feel free to send us an email at: [email protected]! Tell us you hate us!

The Post-Teenagers discuss Dreams and reflect on what they could possibly mean. We get deep again and talk about repressed emotions and understanding them... but it's also really, really funny. I swear bruh! TRUST! Featuring the Final Entry of "The New Jack Trilogy" in "Crazy Wrestling Tales with Mark." Feel free to send us an email at: [email protected]! Tell us you hate us!

The Post-Teenagers have a definitive and final discussion concerning their thoughts and feelings on the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. We also discuss theories and rumors for the future of Star Wars franchise as well as the future of the TV & Movie Industry. Featuring Jordan's Corner and Part 2 of "The New Jack Trilogy" in "Crazy Wrestling Tales with Mark." Feel free to send us an email at: [email protected]! Tell us you hate us!