This is it. The Great Monkey Tournament ends here! 32 of our favourite monkey characters clawed and flung crap till only 8 remained. Now the greatest monkey character of all time will be decided. We will be analyzing the diets, taste, power level, based-ness, fishing ability, leading man ability, Big Brother winner eligibility, and psychic proficiency. We also talk about Elon Muskateers and Will Smith's family tree if you're interested in that. ooh ooh ah ah enjoy.

Round 2 of the Great Monkey Tournament is finally here! The 16 monkeys that won Round 1 will be judged on how Christ-like they are, their drip, their potential for hosting Post Unavailable, and how sus they are. Let's see who can compete in these stupid-ass categories. Don't worry we also discuss DnD drama, baby theory, and the Rainforest Parliament. The Tournament continues!

Part 2 of The Great Monkey Tournament is here! As we finish out the last half of the qualifying round we continue to assess the chillability, willpower, fighting capability, and kissability of the last 16 contestants, all of whom are more ruthless and have rougher legal histories than the first half. It's life or death, with more to come in THE GREAT MONKEY TOURNAMENT!

The Great Monkey Tournament has begun! 32 of our favourite monkey characters from movies, tv, real life, and this podcast have been entered into a tournament bracket to determine who the ultimate simian personality is. Participants are graded on fighting ability, chilling ability, kissing ability, and force of will. Secrets will be revealed, lies exposed, and bananas consumed, and only one sub-human tree freak will stand victorious. Round 1 begins here!

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The PU boys are back and decide to get real. Real as in reality tv, nothing too serious, I mean have you listened to this show? They also discuss Call of Duty Ghosts, the end of White Boy Summer, the Chris-Chan Trial, Sexy Beasts, Lego Masters, reality tv empaths, Survivor toxicity, and Kevin Hart's death. It's good to be back! 

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The boys need to recharge this week, so enjoy a compilation of some of our best and funniest moments from our first 10 episodes. Classic moments such as making our Sonic OCs, doxxing ourselves, Ass Reddit, loyalist Papa Johns, covid survival, 50,000 Big Foots, biggest fears, Starfy, Double Rum and Coke, slurs on BuzzFeed, World of Weed, the Reverse Ezra Miller, Baby Yoda vs Pickle Rick, Hulk Hands, and human body patch notes. 

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Back at it, with one of the smartest episodes we've ever made. Untrue, but we do talk about Watch Mojo enthusiasts, garbage childhood YouTube, the plot of Chef, Doug Walker vs Linkara, Occam's Razor's Ape Lips, lego canon, Vin Diesel's Team Fortress 2, Shrek ReBuild, nude Hobbits, the death of MLG humour, are you allowed to say bussin', and black magic cam witches. High IQ only.

Dinner is served, in a very tasty, scrumptious culinary episode. The PU chefs cover a variety of food related topics such as Activision satanists, Frito Lay doxxing, Dairy Queen flesh-lights, mac and Cheetos, hot dog eaters, getting your corpse pickled at Chic-fil-A, the Febreze Effect, Space Jam 2 cameos, eating lego men, Guinness World Record addendums, Ready Player One shilling, Bugs Bunny Killing, Christian cartoons, Space Jam houses, and us versus Pepe le Pew. Mmm yumby.

This is the pacifist episode, where we finally take a vow of peace. See for yourself if this vow lasts through our discussions on replacing movie sound effects, Slot Boxing, dad rock vs rap rock, Marcin's mic quality, Snapchat Duel, which animals smoke the most weed, punishing children, goon cave bears, Vtuber Competition, Rust concert, Turkish Hot Tub Stream viewers, fixing Japan's birth rate, and government funded harems. Peace be with you.

Nothing says summer like listening to your favourite boys talk about Nickelodeon and monkeys for an hour. Yea, that's right nothing has changed. In this two parter, the boys discuss the Ted Bundy of Redditors, Vin Diesel Stockholm Syndrome, the longest monkey sentence, What If Spiderman killed the Beatles, dirty Canadian cartoons, From Software's Jacob Two-Two, coloured DVD cases, and public domain rollback. Only the best.