Squeak squeak, it's me, the rat in Noah's apartment. Before he finds me and breaks my little rat bones, I need to tell you about this new Post Unavailable where they talk rat roommates, little soap shits, house worms, rat crucifixion, Ferrall kings, homeless people trailcam, our driving stats, we’ve gone woke, the racism bubble, Antarctica boys trip, Mrbeast meets the president, Joe Biden Ai, Taylor Swift regulations, Texas civil war, SpongeBob political compass, nuking whales, 3 bears vs a gun, Trudeau orchestrated chimp event, martyrmaxxing, Ben Shapiro rap, political Lizzo, guns are so easy, Viper the Rapper, Canadians are larpers, T-Mac, pornstar face tattoos, algorithmic porn titles, Mandarin koi pond, Jose’s Noodle Factory Birthday Sombrero, Moose Winooskis, First Nations-Jewish solidarity, and gym rats. Very rat-heavy episode.