Seasons greetings from the PU boys! We're taking a little holiday break so please enjoy a compilation of some of the best bits from our younger days. Bits like stealing African Lion Safari monkeys, supply teacher power trips, successful gang membership, Planet Sheen, Beast Boy Joker, Teen Lantern, female Jabba the hut, explaining what the dog doin, fake death battles, bad impressions, Shrek STDs, bald confidence, defending Chills, real life Star Fox, the grinch of gamers, Noah’s Ark Doom, Watto Musk, One Piece sensory chamber, grocery store social skills, favourite BTS member, Sonic bandwagon, heroes don’t do that, dolphin jelly, John McAffee's whales, car games, weed nuke, pigeon bombing, jungle harems, Pee Wee's goon cave, Nintendo Power contests, freak mouth demon woman, the bin Laden conundrum and woke Minecraft. Things have hopefully improved.

Ahoy ahoy we finally got our Marcin back and just in time to talk about Sonic impressions, peeping hogs, #backshots, 18+ Twitch, Post Unavailable clarity, Shadow says the r slur, Timothee Chalamet's modded Xbox controller channel, The Boy and the Heron dub, grandma movies, Avatar 2 real, Polar Express revolution, John HamMan, Game Awards recap, No Kojima, Netflix games, AVGN plays Death Stranding The Movie The Game on Netflix, journalist drone strike, Apple's GDP, full Italians, Poland's Pornhub recap, viruses on your Wii, neopuritan pep talk, Peter Griffin doggystyle, Latina of the Year, libertarian guys with ethnic wives, The American Empire, Big Bear wine, and Loblaw's flirting policy. We're so back.

Christmas vibes all around as the PU crew take a big brown bite out of celebrity farms, Twitter jokes, biblical gamers, nativity scene drama, sucking on the yule log, wiseman gifts, bible anime, christian veins, racist Christmas songs, One Love Hobo Version, boomwhackers, instruments that don’t count, The Grinch’s slaves, worst book you ever read, Geronimo Stilton, I Want To Go Home, audio book spacing out, James Franco now, the cool Green Goblin, Looking for Alaska tattoo, Stargirl movie, having a rumble, Willy Wonka LiveLeak videos, jacked oompa-loompas, Timothee Chalamet Ayatollah, Willy Wonka's Fatwa, Tim Burton’s hamster teeth, and our PR firm. It's a world of your imagination baby!

Goo goo ga ga, it's baby time because we're talking about baby cribs, Big Baby vs dogs, domesticated seals, shark tank instillation, raccoon propaganda, Duolingo babies, test tube baby challenges, french dominance, Napoleon accuracy, crazy f'ed up filmographies, Walter White Moses analogue, GTA Tuesday, Godzilla x King Kong, an evil red ape, King Kong Doritos, bag boys, Home Depot birds, adding gyatt and skibidi to the dictionary, youthquake, hungry at the Game Awards, getting Meta verified, lizard milk, and racist TikTok comments. You can just call us Fathers of the year.

By the skin of my teeth, it's out the long awaited episode where we discuss werewolf vs vampire girlfriends, Daniel Laurence Whitney, actor strike doxxing, Wheatus, weird girl arcs, detention stories, civvies day, computer class RuneScape bots, Wolf Quest, curling broom prices, good bowlers, rock picking, squirrel fishing, hurling, caber tossing camp, year-long olympics, real Squid Games, Online Survivor, Splatalot urbex, Wipe-Out wife, evil Glenn Hetrick, and the Disney streaker. The wait is over!

Oh you think we forgot huh? We never give up the hunt for elusive cryptids and mysteries like Snoop Dogg quitting smoke, celebrity cook books, degrees of Stanley Tucci, Trejo's Cantina, J'zz cannons, Bear Grylls' catchphrase, Grylls vs Straud, Big Foot Club, Burning BigFoot, Sentinel Island cringe, fnonks, George Lucas' ducks, Mad About Me, Ponda Baba, Slave Are #1, Legend of Zelda movie, twink surplus, elephant DNA, Basie's Link audition, and Miyamoto facts. Do you believe?

It's awards season baby, and by awards I mean the freaking Game Awards, that's right! The PU boys vote on the nominees for this years upcoming gamer Oscars as well as talking about tent city fights, air bnb noise complaints, fire alarm life hacks, house fire assassinations, Rescue Heroes speedrun, The Game Awards bingo card, Young Joker, Boogie's financial burdens, games for impact, vtuber stuff, best fishing game, Basie's Star Wars wager, Pikmin Wars, the Ray Man show, Spreen, insane Dream tweets, non-violent Chinese esports, Faker’s mpreg, Evil Geniuses, Hideo Kojima's a gooner, Garfield Kart 3, and Bloons Tower Defence Mn'F. Finally one for the gamers out there.

While Marcin is at sea and Chris is moving a big piano, we got our friends Avery and Amanda to come talk about no one caring about Bill Maher, koala chlamydia, Spotify for Podcasters, our skibidi toilet, 6th grade lingo, Gordon’s, Cake Boss’ cake machine, bleach fights, pizza vending machines, fake lemons, wet trail mix, killable hikers, serial killer destinations, robot racism, gritty Astro Boy reboot, killing cacti, green people, garden gnome thefts, mushroom collection, Gnomeo and Juliet, Sharon Osborne, Simon Cowell's face, Susan Boyle, chimp falconry, Planet of the Apes stunt show, Caesar’s Cafe, FNAF pop up restaurants, The Country Bears, Chris-Chan's name anecdote, Avatar animatronics, Kei truck Christmas parade, and the Baby Gronk Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon. Waddaya think of that?

Welcome to the PU dojo, the only discipline where you learn about train sex, dying in the Hindenburg, OJ Simpson truthers, FNAF movie review, Blumhouse movies, They Follows, Friday the Thirteenth snake murder, Goblin by Daylight, The Living Tombstone, Aikido masters, Karate grifts, child dojo repair service, putting your kids in Kony, white guy podcast topics, black belt birthday parties, pro-bullying karate, DJ Khaled in a gi, dojoyaburi, the Snake Eyes fantasy, and Count Dante. Taste the pain.

BWAHH! That's you screaming at the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow, with this round focused on those rusty ass, sexy, evil robots from the Five Nights at Freddy's mega franchise. Along the way we talk about Chris-chan's return, prison archipelagos, us vs the Simpsons, the Frankensteiniverse, Toy Chica, the lore of the puppet, Mike Shit, furry progenitor, Orville Elephant, satanic YouTubers, The lemonade clown, devout catholic games, JJ the blue balloon boy, it’s all Goku, Shamrock Freddy, Horny Villa, Chris’s dad's band, Scrap Baby, Smut Base dot com, and goddamn dirty gooners. Can you survive?

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