Your favorite spud-talking buds drop a (not) very special (vaguely) St. Patrick's Day themed episode! Except it's only loosely Irish and Kyle kept losing his shit over the term "poundies." If you're a champ and like mashed potatoes- or smashed or pounded- check this shit out!

And neither should you! On this unlucky thirteenth episode, the buds talk spud-related superstitions, legends, and folklore across the world while telling off actual potato scholars.

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"They don't call us spudfuckers for nothing!" - Matt. The buds talk about fingerling spuds, not fingering them. Also, this is a snuff episode.

The spud talking buds go to Italy for a tasty tater dish. Just as Americans have Margarita Mondays and Taco Tuesdays, Italians have Gnocchi Thursdays. And like, a Gnocchi Santa Claus. Also, Cem lost his bet to pee on Kyle, but Kyle has extended a challenge to listeners to reverse that.

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The bois talk about potato farl. Or farrel. We're not sure how to say it, but we know it's basically bread. Talking points: Hard wheat vs soft wheat, hard water vs soft water, hard bois vs soft bois. Kyle obsesses over the Irish McDonald's breakfast menu while Matt calls him a wasp. Cem loses a bet at the end.

This episode is about candy made from potatoes, but it is definitely not a holiday episode. Kyle falls asleep at the end and Cem's dad briefly guest stars. Also, dogs are NOT people.

This episode is not actually about wholesome boy Elijah Wood, but we mostly talk about him anyway. Cem brings up another dumb idiom. Kyle threatens to call the police. Matt defines salad. Josh "Mississippi" Mooney guest stars. Kyle threatens to call the police again but has a knife.

Idioms. Yes. Idioms. I didn't pick the topic. I just points the microphones and upload this stuff once a month or so. Also, Matt is really mean in this episode while Cem and Kyle are very much baked potatoes.

JUST IN TIME FOR A FEW DAYS AFTER HALLOWEEN - POTATO BUGS! THEY ARE REAL. THEY ARE TERRIFYING. AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

These things are legit scary. Please do not google them. You have been warned.

Also, Kyle takes a work phone call.

Potatoes take sweet potatoes to court. The bois argue nonsense about the differences potatoes and sweet potatoes. Matt and Kyle snack loudly while Cem realizes that he is the same thing as his dad and sister, George Washington Carver is a food McGuyver, and Kyle marvels over coffee.

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